Roses Cast Chaos Part 3 (Codiak, Red, and Carter edition)
Carter: Red...what are you doing?
Red: The government wants a record of all the weapons we keep in our vicinity so I'm letting them know that's private information
Jaylen: ...
Jaylen: This just says 'fuck around and find out'
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Jaylen: Do you ever get like...pre-annoyed? Like, someone walks into a room and you just know they're gonna piss you off?
Carter: What? No I-
Red: *enters room*
Jaylen: *jaw clenches*
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Red: Carter, I am not that stupid
Carter: Terrance, you ate the wax off a babybel cheese.
Red: CODIAK TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE
Carter: AND YOU BELIEVED HER?!
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Jaylen: Hey, I just got a petsnake, what should I name him?
Carter: A pet *what*?!
Red: William Snakespeare
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Jaylen: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Carter: What?! NO! I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress! To be fair, I don't think I could fight in a wedding dress either-
Red: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
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Carter: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into the room
Red: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you
Jaylen: *walks in*
Red: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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Jaylen, to Red: Carter can be very aggressive because of the things that happened on Reach. So it's important to take the necessary precautions when approaching him.
Red, to Carter that same day: *blows airhorn* GET FUCKED
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Red: Why are there little handprints all over the walls...?
Carter, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls...?
Jaylen: Because I have little hands
Red:...
Carter: Because she has little hands.
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Carter: It's funny how well you and Codiak get along, did you two hate each other at first?
Red: Jaylen tends to hate everybody at first, it's her way of reaching out to people
