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(✿ ♥‿♥): favourite accent hmm well im not very familiar with different accents and i don’t much want to mislabel any so im just gonna skip that sorry friend

(╯◕_◕)╯: tell me a funny party story 

 Okay, so every week for marching band we have a band party after the game, and on the last game, the very last band party, a group of seniors gets together and calls over all the freshmen for “the talk.” So this year it was at my girl Kayleigh’s house and it was also a Halloween party, so a lot of people were dressed up right? Before we had the talk, Kayleigh brought out a packet of collected writings we like to call “Cutting Quotes” which are basically things that our former band director Mr. Cutting said that we thought were really funny. Here’s a few examples of ones I remember:

"The low brass section is going to get a serious rear ending from me."

"I could be up here wearing a tutu and you wouldn’t notice for all that you guys look at me; I have the legs for it, too."

"Puppies make everything better. The Holocaust would have been better with puppies."

There are over 70 of them and it’s great, they’re almost entirely sexual innuendos.

So after we got through with all of those, it was time for “The Talk.” So we all gathered in her garage and Chris was the one who did most of the talking. Okay so you know how I mentioned it was a Halloween party? Well for this part, just imagine a Victorian Dracula trying to teach you about gay sex because that’s basically what was going down. Don’t even get me started on the bestial Kyle-Chris Nestelle-cest.

Alright now at this point it’s really late and it’s a rather crowded neighborhood and we’re basically out here shouting about gay sex, when one of her neighbors comes up while Chris is demonstrating interracial 69 and the neighbor guy just kinda stood there and watched and drank beer. 

Oh we also got the cops called on us at least twice.

A lot of the freshman were rather frightened and probably mentally scarred.

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