#halalbae

I want a Bae with a bigger Meat Loaf, no joke intended.

We entered Halal’s meat factory dimension and couldn’t find the proper exit. The treacherous journey to finally adore the oddity took some time. This is sooooo great, emboding another layer of what us human’s specie could never observe is a great approach of cultivating an loving audience. Love the half-done makeup, the messy red as blood wig, and even the sheet of manufactued plastic.

Uhmm, then she mutated into a raccoon? The assets and shits is just not drag.. What was the moustache supposed to be? And the Karen wig dyed black too? The lower part sticked with a train then loosly connected with a zipper jacket? Oh, almost forgot those socks.

The folks concluded how that bad of a look couldn’t inspire anything better. But they were too slow cuz now the trash-eating furry had officially made it to Canada’s Drag Race’s Main Stage. But now, it is equipped with painted seashells as bras and pants. I can’t even joke no more bruh this is horrible.

I felt really bad agreeing on sending Halal home first, since she endured so many challenges that enquired coming to this show. She also seemed so nice, and now browsing her wasted looks on Instagram is so fucking sad lol.