May 15
hey man so is it cool if I create a visual metaphor that implies if you get anywhere near the hard phallic object sticking out from between my spread legs you could literally die? just curious
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hey man so is it cool if I create a visual metaphor that implies if you get anywhere near the hard phallic object sticking out from between my spread legs you could literally die? just curious
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Do y’all think Angel has Valentino’s name tattooed on him and covers it with fluff and hates himself for being that devoted before ever agreeing to the contract or do y’all go outside?
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Month: April Letters, Notes, and Texting
Prompt: “Haha if we lived together you would get more sleep because I would always make you come to bed with me.” “Haha, if you lived with me, we would get very little sleep, Hahahahaha.” “... haha is that so?” “Mhmm, haha.” “Haha” “Haha”
((I’m sorry this is so so late! And the prompt does get involved - just in a later chapter ;) ))
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haha, unless...
Lily Evans is not a problem-causer, really, truly - she's just surrounded by them. How is she supposed to have a normal life when her roommates are completely barmy, her sister hates her (and is planning a wedding), and now some random blokes from Marlene's class are barging onto her sofa every week to interrupt a hitherto sacred space.
It's not as if she wants James Potter to be attacked by chavs, become Jesus, buy her coffee, or listen to her ramble about Petunia. Mostly that's his fault.
Really.
chapter one: make herpes reimburse you
[available on Ao3]
if i was lucy gray i would've jumped snow's bones in that damn zoo, idc-
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Been stuck in a bit of a writing rut for a while now but pls tell me why I have the strongest urge to write about a recent interaction I had with someone from a dating app and frame it as MMFD fanfic 🫣😅
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I have a predator wip for pintober. 2 seconds after I saved the file I dropped my stylus and the little nib busted. I’m pretty sure it was my last backup 🥲
So anyways another cool function I just thought of that I think would be a neat idea,,,, what if our wizard could physically grow older in the game
Like you could toggle on and off if you want your wizard to grow slightly older in appearance and age with each world they complete or with each timeskip or event. Cuz I imagine that we're like 10 years old when Ambrose brings us from Earth in the first place, and unless we just finished all three (four???? idk man) arcs in less than a year in game time I'd like to see where it's visually obvious that our wizard has aged over the years
i think i can't tell the difference between the concepts of "/hj", "haha unless", "👉👈", and regular old flirting: it all feels like the same thing to me