#hacker!au

Listen to this, can garuntee you’ll see why I made this AU idea-

Dick, not on webcam: Wally, would you do anything for me?

Wally, always on webcam: of course, I'd do anything for ya Rob!

Dick: good, I need you to hack into Bruce Wayne's website and mess it up, I want that website to crash and you know what, add to every computer in his office as the autism creatures in it, go ham.

Wally: okay, but what's with the weird beef with Mr. Wayne? I know why uncle Ollie has beef with him, but why do you have beef with him...

Dick, hasn't told Wally his identity yet: well, it's complicated, I'll tell you it all later, just, can you do that for me please?

Wally: I already said yes.

The next day

Bruce: okay, okay! You can go see him, ugh having kids is so much harder than it looked like on TV.

Wally, on webcam, excited flappy hands: I saw you on national television dude, National! You were so cool with the flips and kicks, I must've researched you fight today about a thousand times already! But like are you okay rob? Dad told me the cameras didn't catch you being thrown into a wall...

Dick, not on cam watching Wally: yeah, just a little sore but I'm fine, but enough about me, got anything new in the science department?

Wally, blushes: I do! *Rambled on about science the audhd his way to six different topics*

Dick, getting comfortable in his bed listening to Wally ramble, on mute:

Roy, who came over to check up on Dick: simp.

It’s not IT working per say...but who else is going to question him?

Hacking and selling the info is a much better paying job anyways. Fracture hooks himself up to his computer terminal and starts several programs. He’s been chipping away at this mafia information network for cycles now and he’s so so so close~

Happy Birthday KK!

Eren took his seat next to Levi and smiled at Farlan, the young man Isabel had brought to the family dinner. The poor guy looked ready to run at any moment, Eren had no idea why he was this nervous,

He'd seen the way Farlan and Isabel looked at each other, and as polite as Farlan was to Eren and Levi, he could give Isabel as much trouble as she gave him, to the point Eren had to run to the kitchen to not laugh in front of them.

He was almost expecting them to announce a wedding based on the banter that came from the two of them, which could explain why Farlan looked so nervous.

That or the glare Levi was giving him, Eren elbowed his husband lightly, just because he was dating Isabel didn't mean he deserved the Ackerman Death Glare, and yes it needed to be capitalized.

Once Levi stopped staring Farlan down, he relaxed slightly, enough that Eren could guide him into small talk.

Soon the four of them were relaxed as conversation flowed easily, Eren had to hide his laughter behind one hand as Isabel teased Farlan, and no matter his response Eren could always see the amusement and warmth in his eyes, it was obvious he was head over heels for Isabel.

"So how did you two meet?"

Farlan about dropped his fork, "we umm..."

Eren lifted an eyebrow, "what in a club or something?"

Isabel gave her brother-in-law a dirty look which Eren ignored.

Farlan's ready to run look had returned, "actually, Isabel arrested me."

Eren was glad he wasn't in the middle of swallowing, "what?"

Farlan ran a hand through his hair, "yeah, for several cases of fraud and hacking."

Well that explain so much. It would've been nice if someone had clued him in on this, but no, instead Levi had to sit around and attempt to murder him with looks while Isabel continued to eat, obviously leaving Farlan to fend for himself.

Eren looked at Levi, who just kept eating.

"You know, you could've told me that, and prevented me from asking awkward questions."

Levi shrugged, "what's a meet the family dinner without awkward questions?"

"If this is revenge for how my sister asked if you had-"

"It's not," Levi cut him off, but not before Farlan and Isabel shared a curious look, and Eren had no doubt Isabel would be hounding Levi about that later.

Eren looked Farlan over again, even with the knowledge of his criminal past, the fact that Isabel and Levi trusted him enough for Isabel to date him, and bring him home, was enough for Eren to keep his opinion of Farlan.

Plus, he'd never seen someone who matched Isabel so well. He continued to watch them, the subtle touches the two shared, Farlan's fingers brushing against her arm, her fingers lingering on the back of his hand, the small smiles and glances, it reminded Eren so much of himself and Levi.

Even as he thought that he felt his husband's hand on his knee, he reached to tangle his fingers with Levi's for a moment, before letting go, to ask if anyone wanted dessert.

"Me!" Isabel about leapt out of her chair which brought a laugh out of Farlan, who'd leaned out of her way, and avoided being hit by her arm in her excitement.

"You and your sweets," he teased, before he told Eren, "yes, please."

Eren didn't need to ask Levi because he knew his husband would love some.

Levi followed Eren to the kitchen, "need any help?"

"I think I've got it," Eren replied, measuring out the ingredients for mug cakes, he would've preferred an actual cake but his schedule hadn't allowed for it.

"I can help clean up," Levi offered.

"And leave those two alone?" Eren grinned and glanced towards the dinning room.

Levi rolled his eyes, "they're not teenagers."

"They're cute."

"I guess."

"He makes her happy."

Levi nodded as he wiped up a bit of flour Eren had spilled, "yeah. Yeah he does."

Eren smiled and leaned forward to kiss his husband, "so should we invite him back for next week?"