GVF Masterclass Group ChatÂ
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Warnings:
language, crude topics, mentions of alcohol, Oliver Reed just kinda going off the tracksÂ
Synopsis:
A look at what the group chat between Cal A Bungah, Chip Bunker, Dr. JMK, and Oliver Fucking Reed probably looks likeÂ
Notes:
@jmkho
â has a god damn gift for writing Oliver Reed dialogue perfectly with the right british accent - thank you for helping out with this my dudeÂ
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Cal A Bungah Bitches
Hey we should make thisÂ
FUCKING
WOT
WOT THE BLOODY âEL IS âATÂ
THE Chip BunkerÂ
Canât. Iâll be at the Masters, you know, winning
Cal A Bungah Bitches
Sorry you canât have fun Chip
Dr. JMK, Ph.DÂ
Iâll join if all ingredients are GMO-free, gluten-free, nut-free, fat-free, sugar-free, and organic.Â
My body is a temple and I must treat it with the utmost respect.Â
Cal A Bungah Bitches
Itâll be veganÂ
Idk about the other stuff though
Dr. JMK, Ph.D
Iâll consider it.Â
THE Chip BunkerÂ
Iâm surprised ur branching out from margaritas calÂ
FUCKING
BOooOZEÂ
DID THE BOY SAY FUCKINâ BOOOZEÂ
Cal A Bungah Bitches
Now youâve got Oliverâs attention
FUCKING
EYEâ CANT FIND MY BLOODY TROUSERSÂ
SUM FUCKIN WANKAâ MUSTAâ STOLEN âEMÂ
THE Chip Bunker
Oliver whatÂ
FUCKING
I TELL DIS BLOKE DOWN AT THE PUB THAT DEY ARE LEVIS
ANâ THE BASTARD TOOK âEM STRAIGHT OFF MY FUCKIN ARSE
THE BLOODY MAGICIAN
Dr. JMK, Ph.D
Release yourself from the material world, brother.Â
It binds you down and distracts yourself from the beauty of the natural world.Â
FUCKING
THOSE WERE ME BEST FUCKIN TROUSERS
GONE WITH THE WIND DEY RâÂ
JUST LIKE THAT BLOODY MOVIEÂ
WITH CLARK GABLE
A LEGENDARY GENT WHO KNOWS CLASSÂ
LIKE JIMI HENDRIXÂ
Cal A Bungah Bitches has muted FUCKING
THE Chip Bunker
thank u
Cal A Bungah Bitches
Seriously whose idea was it to give him a phone
He was better off with the carrier pigeon
Dr. JMK, Ph.D
Birds should not be exploited for free labor.Â
At least the phone isnât conscious.Â
Yet.Â
THE Chip Bunker
scary thought
thx doctor
Dr. JMK, Ph.D
Man has flown too close to the sun with modern technology.Â
Itâs only a matter of time before AI and robots and drones begin to inherit our humanness.Â
We will be nothing in a silicon world.Â
Just withered elements of the earth.Â
 Cal A Bungah Bitches
I kinda like this one tooÂ
THE Chip Bunker
oh jesus
youâre throwing me off my gameÂ
Iâm not gonna be able to focus on my swing
Cal A Bungah Bitches
Gotta work on my swing
Gotta do my own thing
THE Chip Bunker
did you just quote fucking high school musical 2 at me
Cal A Bungah Bitches
BangerÂ
Dr. JMK, Ph.D
Where is Oliver?Â
Cal A Bungah Bitches
Muted that shitheadÂ
Dr. JMK, Ph.D
I will not accept that.Â
Exclusion isolates the ego and convinces the inner self that they arenât worthy.Â
Thatâs a lot of damage.Â
Cal A Bungah Bitches
Ugh.Â
Cal A Bungah Bitches has unmuted FUCKING
FUCKING
ANâ THATâS HOW JIMI FUCKIN HENDRIX BOUGHT AN OLD WANKA LIKE ME A GLASS OF JACK IN â67 WHILE EYEâ WAS ON A TWO MUNFF BENDAâ IN TIJUANA
Dr. JMK, Ph.D
Welcome back, brother.Â
Weâre so pleased to have you here.Â
You are worthy.Â
FUCKING
WOTÂ
ME FUCKIN WORâVY
HA
EYEâM WORVY OVâ FINDING MY FUUUUUCKING TROUSERS
Cal A Bungah Bitches
Maybe youâre wearing your pants Oliver
FUCKING
YER JOKINÂ
AYÂ
WHAT KIND OV AâŚÂ
OV COURSE EYEâM NOT WEARIN MY FUCKIN TROUSERS
OTHERWISE I WUDDNâT BE SO FFFUCKING IRRITATED RIGHT NOW
Cal A Bungah Bitches
Worth a tryÂ
THE Chip Bunker
thinking about buying these so I can bring my A game in style
Dr. JMK, Ph.D
Wearing animal skin is not defined as style.Â
I weep over what capitalism has done to the power of the mind.Â
THE Chip Bunker
buzzkillÂ
Cal A Bungah Bitches
Hey as long as the shoes match your belt, right chip?Â
Wait thatâs the rule rightÂ
THE Chip Bunker
yup fashion 101
FUCKING
I LOST ME BELT TOOÂ
THE Chip Bunker
Iâll get u a new belt oliverÂ
with some of my winnings
after I win the Masters
FUCKING
ANâ THEN EYEâLL USE THAT BLEEDING BELT TO CRACK THE FUCKING SKULL OF THE TWAT WHO STOLE MY TROUSERS
Dr. JMK, Ph.D
Do not let anger drive you, Oliver.Â
It will hurt you more than the one you wish to hurt.Â
Forgiveness is the chosen path to cleanse the soul.
FUCKING
GET ME A BELT WITH A BIG BASTARD OF A BUCKLE ON ITÂ
EYEâ WANT TO HEAR HIS HEAD BREAK
Cal A Bungah Bitches
How the hell are you not on a watchlist Oliver
FUCKING
EY BUT I AMÂ
EYEâM NOT ALLOWED IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA
THE 80S WERE A FUCKIN BLUR MY BOY
THE Chip Bunker
oh godÂ
FUCKING
ALL IN GOOD FUN THOUGH, ALL IN GOOD FUN
Cal A Bungah Bitches
Florida of all placesÂ
FUCKING
AH
WOULDâYA LOOK AT âAT
Dr. JMK, Ph.D
What?Â
FUCKING
I FOUND ME TROUSERS
Cal A Bungah Bitches
Where were they???Â
THE Chip Bunker
$20 says he was wearing them the whole time
FUCKING
WRONG
MR. CAN GET A BALL IN A HOLE BUT CAN YOU GET YOUR HOLE IN A BALL
 THE Chip Bunker
the hell is that supposed to mean
Cal A Bungah Bitches
???Â
FUCKING
THEY WERE IN THE OVEN
Cal A Bungah Bitches
The oven???
FUCKING
EYEâ MUST AVâ LEFT THEM IN THEREÂ
GOTTEN WET OR SUMMIN
THEY NEEDED TO DRYÂ
AH FUCKÂ
I ONLY FUCKIN BAKED THEM
THEâYRE ALL CHARRED
THE Chip Bunker
you guys are distracting meÂ
I nearly missed check in for the Masters
which, you know, Iâm gonna winÂ
Dr. JMK, Ph.D
Yes, Chip: envision success.
It will become your reality.
Cal A Bungah Bitches
Take a shot everytime Dr. JMK says something annoying
Jk don'tÂ
Weâd all be deadÂ
FUCKING
WARM TROUSERS THESE AREÂ
IâLL HAVE TO DO THAT MORE BLOODY OFTEN
ME CHEEKS ARE SIZZLING
THE Chip Bunker
sounds like the baking is already starting at oliverâs house
you better get over there CalÂ
Cal A Bungah Bitches
Omw now I need to see the baked pants
Wait are your pants veganÂ
FUCKING
I WONT LET YOU EAT âEM
PRICKÂ
Dr. JMK, Ph.D
Iâm coming over too.Â
I am yet to experience the wonders of baked pants.Â
FUCKING
THEY SMELL LIKE GARLICÂ
NOT SURE WHYÂ
I DONT LIKE GARLICÂ
Dr. JMK, Ph.D
But garlic is one of the wonders of the world.
Pair it with tomatoes and some basil and youâve got a heavenly sauce.Â
Did you know that if a tomato touches another tomato they are fucking.Â
Cal A Bungah Bitches
No donât sexualize the fruit JMK
Dr. JMK, Ph.D
Everything on this planet fucks.Â
We are all aligned.Â
FUCKING
NOW YER SPEAKINâ ME FUCKIN LANGUAGE BOYÂ
NOTHIN BETTER âAN THE SWEET SWEET RELEASE
THE Chip Bunker
taking this gc off my phone
yâall are weird
I need to find more golf friendsÂ
THE Chip Bunker has left the chat.Â
FUCKING
SEX MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND
Cal A Bungah Bitches
Oh shit
Chip actually leftÂ
Dr. JMK, Ph.D
Sometimes itâs easier to run from the truth.Â
He just needs his time to come around.Â
FUCKING
EYE COME âROUND ALL THE TIME
Cal A Bungah Bitches
Jesus christÂ
What is wrong with you both
FUCKING
EYEâM OLIVER FFFUCKKKKKING REED BOY
WOTS WRONG WITH YEWÂ
Dr. JMK, Ph.D
Weâre all sex-loving creatures of habit.Â
The sooner you accept that, the sooner you can start to enjoy life.Â
FUCKING
BAKE YER FUCKIN CAKE CALÂ
ANâ THEN IM GONNA FUCK IT
SIT ON IT WITH ME WARM ARSE
Cal A Bungah Bitches
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Cal A Bungah Bitches has left the chat.Â
Dr. JMK, Ph.D has renamed the chat âSex is Lifeâ
FUCKING
AYÂ
SEX IS LIFE
YEW GET IT MATE
Dr. JMK, Ph.D
We are so aligned right now.
