#guysdontgetit

Talking to your guy friends that are hopeless romantics. Like I mean they tell you what they would do for the girl who they want to spend the rest of their life with. Like my friend just said he would do what Adam Sandler does for Drew Barrymore in 50 First Dates. Like why can't I find a guy wants to do that for me. A guy that wants to treat me like a princess, that will make me fall in love with him every day over and over again. But the truth is guys expect the quick screw and that's it they are done with you. All I want is a good loyal guy who knows what he wants. A guy that will keep me in check when my attitude runs a little high. A guy that will hold me down and be weird with me. A guy that wasn't me and ONLY ME. A guy that I can bring home to meet my parents and won't make me explain why I won't be bringing him around anymore. Is that too much to ask for?

You managed to make me feel like my two biggest fears have happened in less than an hour and a half... And you still don't get it.

When I'm on my period I'm reduced to a foot dragging,irritable cookie munching chain-smoking little hermit

Yes I know you asked me to come over, but do you really want me to come over!?