#guy hands

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I once knew a guy, and well it was 1972 and he was just kicked out of the university, something about a hole in the locker room and this chick from Latvia and well he called his mom but all she wanted to do was talk about his dead aunt Doris and women's rights. So this friend of mine, he decides he's gonna work for the carnival but that's really only about a 2 week gig, because he's got no car and he's only got about 2 nice shirts, not that nice shirts matter at the carnival but he's got no will for any gig longer anyway. And my buddy here, the fool, he signs up to operate the ferris wheel, even though he knows nothing about the wheel. He makes it go too fast, then too slow and finally they tell him to go.

On the way out of the carnival a kid yells to him, a real brat, sandy hair and freckles. The kid goes "hey guy! I never rode a ferris wheel like yours! Wow!" So my buddy nods, sticks out his thumb and gives the kid a smile.

Just then a woman, probably about 28 years old pulls up and offers him a ride. See, she thinks he's a hitch hiker, and he's in one of his good shirts so she gives him a ride. She asks where he's going and he lights a cigarette and just blurts out "uh..California" and this girl, in all of her yellow sundress says "cool, me too" and off they go.

So they're riding along and he's telling her about the time he stole a dog when he was 10 and she's really losin it, she just thinks he's like bread on butter. Somewhere outside of Fort Collins he got into a fight with a biker for giving a thumbs up to his lady. But it was just for a cigarette and they eventually get out and speed off. He's bruised and out of it but she's really comin onto him. He passes out and wakes up halfway to California.

She's taken to calling him Slowhands, probably because he's a drunk like Eric Clapton, he's slow and he has hands. But before he knows it, he's in Nevada and he's rented a tux, not to get married, but to look nice. So now he's got three nice shirts and a tie.

They finally get to California and they rent a motel. She's undressing, as things get a bit hotter and heavier he asks if she's ready and she looks at him with a straight face and says "why don't you stick a thumb in it?"