#guy draws

@stellaralchemist and @wethatkindoforc have been running high-adventure, episodic treasure hunts for the Fantastic Enterprises guild for some time now, and have put an amazing amount of work into delivering that content. It’s been a joy to be a part of it, and to watch the characters involved in the missions grow together as a team.

This weekend was the final treasure hunt, where the crew of the Starchaser search for--and found--the legendary treasure belonging to the storybook-famous corsair Captain, Mulligan Mulholland.

As a starborn aurin, Alder grew up on the tales of Mulligan and his crew. Meeting the ghost of Mulligan was a fantasy come true for him. It was an emotional final chapter for the arc, made even more emotional by WildStar’s shutdown looming, inevitable, in the back of our minds.

Starry-eyed, Alder asked Mulligan to autograph his space suit. Mulligan did, and left a special note for him, as well. It was a touching moment that I felt the need to commemorate in art.

Thank you, Raen, Jade, and everyone else in FE who has contributed to our wonderful adventures together through WildStar.

I’ve wanted to write a WildStar parody version of this for a while. Originally I’d intended to do it with Guy and Emma, but Guy isn’t quite sleazy enough for it. And then I realized...

Ok, ok, I see what's happening here

You've met someone who’s famous and it’s strange

You don't even know how you feel

It's adorable!

Well, it's nice to see that fangirls never change

Open your eyes, let's begin

Yes, it's really me, it's Sawyer: breathe it in!

I know it's a lot, but here you are

Yeah, you’re starin’ at a movie star

What can I say except you're welcome

For the pecs, the abs, the thighs

Hey, it's okay, it's okay

You're welcome

I'm just an ordinary movie-guy

Hey!

Who has a face that lit up the screen

When you were just a pre-teen

This queen!

When the nights get cold

Who warms you up right down below

You're lookin' at him, yo

Oh, also I battled the strain

You're welcome!

To spare you all from the pain

Also I lassoed the moon

You're welcome!

To knock yours knees and make you swoon

So what can I say except you're welcome

For the Saturday morning cartoons

There's no need to pay, it's okay

You're welcome!

Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me

You're welcome!

You're welcome!

Well, come to think of it

Kid, honestly I can go on and on

Extrapolate meaning with my buddy Omechron

The sun, the stars, the ground, oh

That was Sawyer just messing around

I wrote a show

Inspired some smut

Hacked a mechari and gave him a butt

I love awards and

Big, glossy magazines

I make every episode feature a shirtless scene

And the starmap that’s here on my skin

Is a map of the Emmys I win

Look where I've been

I make everything happen

Look at these stay-at-home mommies a clippity-clappin’

Well, anyway let me say you're welcome

For the wonderful world you know

Hey, it's okay, it's okay

You're welcome!

Well, come to think of it, I gotta go

Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome

'Cause I'm gonna need that ship

I'm flying away, away

You're welcome!

'Cause Sawyer needs to take a little trip

You're welcome!

You're welcome!

Had this sitting around for a while because I was dawdling about the gun. But here, have a sexy Morty who is done with your shit. And everyone’s. And everything.