#gustsofheir

hi jade, i’m john. you’ll have to work for ear scratches though. a doge gal doesn’t just get them for free. you’ve gotta be a good girl!

but i am a good girl!! :(

im really bad at keeping up with my followers and making greeting posts for new ones, so this is kind of a rare thing im ashamed to say that :(

nvm its ok

he said he will be here in a minute

and he told me to tell you that hes going to use his presidential powers to ban nic cage from starring in any new movies

to save the shitty economy

i’ve been following you for months, i’m hardly a stranger.

wow, what a dork.

stupidmage replied to your post: swiggity swag my hands hurts so bad

that’s a really shitty rap, yo