Oct 17, 2013
hi i'm john.
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hi i'm john.
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carcinomata replied to your post: sometimes i just want to drop everything i’m doing...
NOT ALLOWED.
you can come with me.
carcinomata said: I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING INCREDIBLY SARCASTIC TO SAY, AS I DO WITH THE JOHN THAT I AM ACCUSTOMED TO EACH TIME HE ENTERS MY LIFE, BUT YOU’RE FAR MORE POLITE. I THINK I LIKE YOU ALREADY.
oh man, open approval from a karkat and all i did was say hi!! i can't believe this is happening to me, but a humble prankster. truly there is magic in this year of luigi.
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hi karkat! it's great to see you, even if you are not the gender i am familiar with. man, i bet more testosterone isn't going to do anything about the anger. heheh. that is ok. i like all karkats just the way they are.
+ carcinomata, gustsofheir
im really bad at keeping up with my followers and making greeting posts for new ones, so this is kind of a rare thing im ashamed to say that :(
hello!! im jade and i enjoy it when people scratch behind my ears
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ok, im gonna go back to tradition. karkats deserve only the BEST greetings ever, duh!!!
i used to greet karkats with rants. because theyre karkat!!! theyre ornery and wordy and cute :D
sometimes i think that they talk, but does anyone really talk back????? all those words and not much are returned. i think thats really sad.
thats why im here to fix that!!!!!! hi karkat!
today, i would like to talk about cats. fuck cats. not in the yiff way, but like, in the "no thanks" way. i mean. im all about NOT cats. no offense. but theyre really lame and lazy???? what do they even do. dogs are where its at. dogs are loyal and loving and hot as fuck. like me!!!! who would choose cats over dogs??? STUPID PEOPLE thats who.
in a mathematical equation, it would be dogs > cats. preaching the gospel truth here.
im so very sorry you have "kat" in your name. we should change that.
i now dub thee
karpup.
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We have number 50! I repeat, number 50!
Welcome to the Hivemind.
dear karkat.
i have returned.
i have left you an offering of chinese food and enough for leftovers.
i bow my head and leave, until a day when you're not about to rip my head off.
john out.