gujun wuhuan muguang is the funniest love triangle ever it's genuinely so hilarious whenever I think about it
imagine showing up to your ex bestie's (who you were a little in love with who also cucked you's) wedding with a fucking egg and saying it's the 12/10 hot bride's and she just looks at it with a customer service smile and the groom had no idea she fucking laid that egg and she says it's hers and everyone who doesn't know whom cheated on whom first thinks the new heavenly empress couldn't help but fuck the egg man and cheat on her husband but then actually it's not even her fucking egg she just lied because she didn't want to embarrass her ex who she cheated on for 60,000 years and even her husband didn't know. also egg man was so traumatized from how hot she was he just gave up dating
imagine spending like 80,000 years or whatever thinking your wife who you're so obsessed with you pretend isn't killing people @ all times doesn't love you and then you she gets jealous because you meet her ex boyfriend (your ex best boyfriend) ONE time in private and she thinks he's too sexy to be trusted alone with you so she's decided you betrayed her and she kills him (basically) and she imprisons you and when everything finally goes to shit and your favorite son (not her favorite son) is dead when she finally loses her mind all she does is imagine looking at flowers with you but you will never know this because you're dead from the guilt
