Which of these adult costume dramas with fucked up ML are you most excited for
Sea of No Return - I could not love thee, Dear, so much, loved I not power* more
Dancing with the Tide - double agent quadruple the pain
Qin Mi - can’t get more fucked up than Qin Shi Huang
Overdo - yes, let’s
Lament of Autumn - Autumn, spring, winter, summer - crazy MLs r always in season
Tigers Sniff the Rose - fuck fucked up ML, I am here for fucked up FLs
Road to Glory - I believe both members of a couple should be cray cray
Potato begs everyone to consider wholesomeness instead of wholeassmess
*sorry Richard Lovelace, I modified your poem
Our choices:
Entrant 1: what if your husband is really really hot and really really into you but also really really evil and really really into offing your family? (Sea of No Return)
Entrant 2: torture makes the heart grow fonder (Dancing with the Tide.)
Entrant 3: unify the country also look hot while doing murder thus proving not just an emperor of China but the king of multitasking (Qin Mi)
Entrant 4: when the hot warlord is also your brother in law also your ex also choking kink master aka even better multitasking than Qin Mi (Overdo)
Entrant 5: if you prefer your choking warlord kink to be fulfilled by Cheng Lei (the Lament of Autumn)
Entrant 6: Princess Wanning gets her happy ending at last (Tigers Sniff the Rose)
Entrant 7: why pick a fucked up ML or a fucked up FL when you can have both? (The Road to Glory)
Entrant 8: Potato!!! He’s too wholesome to be photographed so instead I present to you:
(A) My sexual orientation:
And (B) Diogenes looking for an honest man:
