#guerins

kate's 365 days of female characters:

things they took out for rnm for no fucking reason:

1. The dumbshit teenage fun - You mean to tell me everyone is a boring adult?? - For real the dumb high school shenanigans were half of what made the original show so fucking good! - The Alex/Kyle gandarium cave scene... certified buddhist Kyle Valenti...drunk Max and Kyle during Blind Date... the New Year’s Eve episode... the gang going to Vegas... the gang going to PROM??? that’s the good shit!!!

2. On a similar note... nothing will ever top the intros Maria did in s2 - I am a simple woman. Maria Deluca stands in front of the chalkboard and I lose my fucking shit.

3. Everyone’s dad Jim Valenti - For real though I was considering watching the reboot and then I found out they killed off Valenti for no fucking reason and the anger consumed me.

4. The fucking power couple of a generation - Babes I love gay shit as much as the next bitch but who the fuck looked at Michael and Maria and said “nah that bitch is gay for Alex” ???  - I know they probably changed a ton of shit but the dynamic is still so weird to me holy shit. - I would’ve gone with Max/Kyle or Isabel/Tess to be quite fucking honest. - I miss my beloveds and their whole long, stupid story.

5. And speaking of Tess! where the fuck is my space princess? - You mean to tell me you rebooted Roswell and didn’t fix the best found family dynamic that’s ever existed?? you mean you didn’t even introduce it??? - Fuck that shit I believe in Tess Valenti supremacy!!! 

6. Oh fuck, I just realized that Michael/Alex also means they broke up Isabel and Alex, leaving only the more overrated couple in history still standing. - Liz Parker you are a little boring but overall fine. Max Evans you are a dumb little bitch boy (affectionate). Together you are fucking annoying. You motherfuckers simply cannot compete. - Don’t hmu I'm still thinking about “I loved you, Alex” “I’m pretty sure we both know that I loved you, too.”

7. Fuck, it also means that that scene where Alex fucking socks Michael in the face for treating Maria badly is impossible... - Malex shippers are wrong THIS was their best moment.

8. This isn't a big one but I heard they made Kyle a doctor and I can’t vibe with that because it’s important to me that he is the dumbest bitch alive. - “We were in the same remedial science class for three years.” “Houston Astros, left field.” “What do you suppose alien crystals are going for on eBay?” This bitch is so fucking stupid and I love him for it. - He is a dumbshit buddhist jock FIRST AND FOREMOST. No one understands him like me.

9. They made the Roswell tag and all the character tags fucking uninhabitable  - If you want me I'll be in the “Roswell 1999” tag

10. The sheer buck wild-ness of the Nasedo plotline - was literally the wildest shit. remember when he turned into Max and then got Max abducted and then fucking died and then got resurrected and then died again three episodes later? wild shit.

11. They’re not sponsored by Snapple :(

things rnm made better:

I was tagged by @guerins ❤ 3 ships: not really deep in any fandom at the moment so here are three more random ships I’ve enjoyed of late: ed/stede (ofmd), isak/sunja (pachinko), dimitri/rose (vampire academy)

1st ever ship: answered this last time, so will give you some more of my early ships from the 90s. dawson/joey (dawsons creek) (don’t @ me), michael/maria (roswell), knightley x emma (emma) (okay not from the 90s but that’s when i discovered them lol)

Last song: itunes is currently on shuffle and playing left outside alone by  anastacia

Last film: call jane. it was good, not great but good.

Currently reading: still reading a random old sterek fic...

Currently consuming: dinner - chicken pasta bake.

Currently craving: chocolate. always chocolate.

kate’s tv male characters: (updated) 4/50

↳ kyle valenti 

↳ roswell 1999-2002