Don't Dare Me Gina

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

I'M MAKING THE MUFFINS

Taste review: Make the video game muffins oh my GOD.

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

no, actually, i can’t be friends with someone who has opposing political views. this is mostly due to the fact my views are “people deserve rights”

Girls…are like strawberries

Sometimes they are in the grocery store

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

can we send him to the glue factory instead

you have one precious life why are you interacting with chatgpt

@frommybookbook

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lol how they looked at each other when the song started like oh shit this our jam lolol

they are teenagers now

@itsmegrigio

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

*makes a post that gets 0-3 notes* yep i’ve still got it