Don't Dare Me Gina

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

I kill your grandad's foes

RIP Alex Jones who popped like a balloon in his car.

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

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