Candle (polygrumps)
Sorry I didn’t take this totally serious, but I had fun so maybe you will too?
“Dan isn’t straight,” chanted Arin, his voice cracking.
“Dan isn’t straight,” chanted Suzy, shaking her hair.
“Dan isn’t straight,” chanted Barry, his voice calm.
“Dan isn’t straight,” chanted Ross, grinning maniacally.
“Dan isn’t straight,” chanted Brian, deadly serious.
“Dan isn’t straight,” chanted Vernon, stifling a giggle.
They all lifted their heads and stared at the pure white candle in the center of the circle. Taking each other’s hands, they all raised their voices and declared, “Dan is not straight!”
Just then, Danny burst through the door, his eyes wide, “Guys, I just–woah, way to look like you’re having a seance in here. Anyways, I just had a really big realization.”
Six pairs of expectant eyes watched, waited.
Danny shrugged, closed his eyes, and said simply, “I actually don’t really care for sex, like, emotionally. I’m asexual.”
