Jun 27
going insane everytime d-n calls ar-n a derogatory word. like wdym hes the only one who you talk to in that way? oh, hes a skank? a whore? a cunt? fuck yeah he is
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going insane everytime d-n calls ar-n a derogatory word. like wdym hes the only one who you talk to in that way? oh, hes a skank? a whore? a cunt? fuck yeah he is
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I'm back, and I'm taking fanfic commissions once again. If you don't know me, check out my pinned post on my blog to see if you once did!
Whether or not you know me, I lost my job today, and unfortunately I don't have much saved up to support myself while I look for a new one. So I'm jumping back into commissions with a reignited passion driven by the need for survival! What could be better?
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I currently have 5 word count tiers to choose from, and I am accepting commission requests for:
Five 100-word fics
Five 500-word fics
Three 1000-word fics
Two 3000-word fics
One 5000-word fic
If I am able to fill and complete these, I will reopen commissions again in the future!
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I am accepting 18+ NSFW commissions as well - see the terms of service for details!
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Iâm way behind on grumps, but I decided to check in on the tag, and saw some people GENUINELY FUCKING ANNOYED that Arin and Dan said they werenât okay with explicit content made of them. âThe final nail in the coffin has been hammered in.â is one post I saw. YOU REALISE THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE RIGHT??? And by the way, just because they said they arenât okay with ***EXPLICIT*** fanart and fic, thatâs the only part of Egobang/Polygrumps theyâre explicitly against! AND THEY HAVE E V E R Y F U C K I N G R I G H T TO BE AGAINST/UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IT. Your fluff and wholesome fanarts are fine! They never said donât do that! But if the death of the smut is enough to kill it for you then like. Bro. I donât even know what to tell you. Good god, I canât believe people are ACTUALLY ANGRY about them putting their foot down about this. I literally saw someone be like âDanâs nephewâs shouldnât even be on adult parts of the internet.â OH YEAH BECAUSE ITâS SO SIMPLE TO AVOID. Donât act like you werenât stumbling upon and finding nsfw content during your formative years on the internet. Donât act like you didnât go looking for nsfw content and found something that fucked you up. ITâS TOTALLY REASONABLE FOR DANNY TO BE AFRAID OF THAT FOR HIS NEPHEWS. Jesus Christmas dude. The fact that people are actually mad about this. Wild.
It was an uncharacteristically quiet day for Danny Sexbang. He hasnât had any sexcapades for nearly a week, at least not since he and Ninja Brian had gone to Target and it exploded. Of course, he was pretty sure the explosion was Ninja Brianâs fault, but the lady with long blonde hair that was taller than him who had dragged him out made it worth it.
He couldnât remember her name. Tiffany? Tricia? ...Tinsley? Ah, it didnât matter. It had been quick and dirty and sheâd winked at him before leaving, not giving him any contact information. Just the way he liked it.
Danny took a sip of his tea as he idly flipped through his edition of Knives and Tits Monthly, able to hear Ninja Brian stomping around in the kitchen. He could smell something cooking, and the oven was slammed shut. âSomething smells good out there, dude!â
Ninja Brian flipped Danny off as he made his way into the living room, clad in a much more casual outfit than usual, just black sweats and an old, worn in yellow tee. Most notable was his lack of a mask. Danny let out a low whistle, smirking. âWell hello there, Mr. Silver Fox.â Brian glared, which made him laugh. âOf course, my bad. Dr. Silver Fox. How could I forget your PhD in murder?â
Brian let out a soft breath and sat down by Danny, just a little too close to be friendly as he crossed his arms. Danny wrapped an arm around his shoulders, comfortable as he rested his cheek on Brianâs head. âHi.â
Unsurprisingly, there wasnât a reply, just hands snagging the magazine and flipping to an article about forging methods for large knives. Danny blew a raspberry, cuddling closer. âYou skipped the tits!â Brian didnât even look up. âOkay, just because you donât like them.â Danny pouted, but Brian just set the magazine aside and manhandled Danny until his legs were across his lap.
Danny blinked, but certainly forgot about complaining as he kissed Brianâs cheek, just below a scar that stretched from below his ear to the bridge of his nose. He grinned as the pale skin bloomed a soft pink, Brian pretending not to care as he picked the magazine back up.
But oh, Danny knew he cared. Danny knew exactly how much Brian cared.
âI love you too Brian.â Danny grinned as he carded his fingers through Brianâs short hair, pointedly ignoring the half hearted elbow jab to the ribs. And if he was wheezing for the next few minutes? Well, it was a sign of affection.
cough cough NB shyly admitting his feelings to dan in a note and Dan being oblivious thinks its just a random fan cough cough
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I was just watching the âCooking with The Grumps : Blooper Reelâ and,,,
Look at how cute the gang looks im-
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(From Playing with the DANKEST Resin - 10 Minute Power Hour)