#grumbizz

Scar/Jimmy. just. just the worst possible pairing. they are a disaster relationship. every single evening both of them talk about what near-death experience they had that week. Grian wants them to break up so bad (light-hearted). they are a monstrosity of a couple

Gem/Etho. something something pathetic man trying to be cool x badass woman who is very sweet. i don't ship Gem with anyone personally but i support this

Grian/Mumbo/Skizz. evil polycule. who let them do this

•Grian absolutely loves having two very tall boyfriends to get things off of the high shelves for him. The downside is that they can easily pick him up when he's being a little gremlin and stop him

•Mumbo is all nerves and privacy, so he doesn't usually enjoy touch. But with Skizz around, all touchy and affectionate and close... well, maybe he doesn't mind it so much when it's him

•Mumbo and Skizz get their suits mixed up occasionally. It's easy to tell when they do, because Mumbo looks like a child trying on their parent's clothes and Skizz looks like he's about to pop a button off of his dress shirt

•Skizz takes up half of their entire bed, so Grian has taken to just... laying on top of him and Mumbo

•Grian and Skizz love complaining to each other about Winged People Problems(TM) and Mumbo just sits there, wanting to be included

•Grian and Skizz love watching Mumbo do redstone and pretending to know what's happening. Mumbo and Skizz love watching Grian build and pretending to know what's happening. Mumbo and Grian love watching Skizz exist and pretending to know what's happening

•None of them have any idea how to flirt at all. Grian tries to be slick but is just too uncool; Mumbo stumbles and stammers so much he can't get a sentence out; and Skizz says pick-up lines that ONLY make sense to him

•Mumbo is the only one allowed in the kitchen

•Totally unrelated to the last point, Grian once convinced Skizz that it was a good idea to try to make instant ramen in the coffee machine

•Mumbo makes his boyfriends little mechanical trinkets as a love language. They keep every single one

•Skizz has a golden promise ring, Mumbo has a silver one, and Grian has a bronze one

•Skizz gives the BEST massages known to man. Mumbo still isn't quite comfortable enough with touching to experience one, but Grian gets pampered every other week