Chronically Offline: Growing Up Under a Rock (2003 Edition)
This is so embarrassing to admit as a 2003 babyâŠ
I grew up mostly on recorded TV, CDs, and VHS. I wasnât allowed on the internet much as a child, and we didnât have cable except when I visited my grandparents. I was chronically offline for a huge chunk of my lifeâincluding my preteen and teen years. I had a tablet (like an iPad or Kindle), but it had very limited internet access.
On top of that, my brain developed more slowly than my peers because of my learning disability. I knew about Club Penguin, Justice, Claireâs, Radio Shack, and Blockbusterâbut I am NOT joking when I say I had no idea what Vine or Musical.ly were. I genuinely didnât know what was going on in pop culture in the 2000s and 2010s.
You wouldnât believe how long I believed in Santa Claus. I seriously didnât get it. And looking back at middle school and high school, itâs so frustratingâI was one of the only 12â14-year-olds who didnât get all these pop culture references. Most of the stuff I know now, I learned later from the internet, YouTube, or by watching shows from my generation.
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Anyway, I just needed to rant. So here it is:
I didnât know who Frankie Jonas was until 2020. I was chronically offline through middle school and high school, even after getting a smartphone. I didnât know Kevin was the oldest, Joe was the middle, or Nick was the youngest. I didnât know they were all married with daughters. I had no idea Joe had been married to the Queen of the North herself until recently⊠and that they divorced just two years ago.
I love Camp Rock and grew up with it, but itâs honestly so embarrassing to realize how much I missed.
So yeah⊠Iâm chronically offline, and itâs not really my fault. My parents limited my access, and my brain just takes a little longer to catch up because of ADHD. đđđ
(PS: Yes, this is a bit TMI, but I needed somewhere to rant anonymously where no one knows my faceâso please deal with it đ )
(Another PS: Yes, I know this blog is technically for fanfiction⊠but oh well đ )
















