summary: a closer look at the most exclusive group chat in all teyvat. we have two oblivious idiots in love, two horny bastards afraid of their feelings, a grumpy cat and his sunshine boyfriend and one very single and tired girl... among many many others
warnings: swearing, probably some angst
info: crack fic, multi-chaptered, social media au, not much difference they just have phones lmao
pairings: childe x kaeya // xiao x venti // zhongli x diluc
+ lumine and other characters
requests: open
posted: 07/03/2022
a/n: this chapter is so chaotic asdfgjkl it’s a total mess but you’ll have to forgive me this time because i’m so tired today i could barely keep my eyes open while writing this T^T but to make up for it i’m planning a cute zhongluc focused chat chapter tomorrow! love ya, besties! stay sexy! 🖤🥵
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summary: a closer look at the most exclusive group chat in all teyvat. we have two oblivious idiots in love, two horny bastards afraid of their feelings, a grumpy cat and his sunshine boyfriend and one very single and tired girl... among many many others
warnings: swearing, probably some angst
info: crack fic, multi-chaptered, social media au, not much difference they just have phones lmao
pairings: childe x kaeya // xiao x venti // zhongli x diluc
+ lumine and other characters
requests: open
posted: 28/02/2022
a/n: not me deleting the chapter on accident before i saved it yet again 🤡 ANYWAY we’re back to kaeya!! wohoo!! sorry but i just like to write angst for him better than childe asdfghjkl but be happy cuz this chapter ended up being waaay less angsty than i anticipated lmao plus!! we’re getting closer and closer to zhongluc y’all! also can y’all believe we’re 20 chapters in already? damn! I just wanna thank every single one of you for reading this! you have no idea how happy that makes me and how thankful i am T^T love you, besties! 🖤 and see ya in the next chapter of “who’s gonna fall the victim of kinga’s unhealthy need for angst next?” 😂
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"Kaeyaaa" Venti wined and with a pout on his face, poked Kaeya's cheek.
Both of them were sitting in Diluc's tavern right now but lately, Kaeya was even more of a regular than Venti. It was definitely not a good thing. And it was partially due to Xiao whisking Venti away as early as he could.
Venti knew Xiao was worried about him. It was incredibly sweet of him and Venti's heart always thumped a little faster, with nothing but love on a mere thought. But he was so worried about Kaeya and Childe he couldn't just sit around. He wasn't doing anything special but he felt like maybe just being with Kaeya would help at least a little... in some way. Of course, he trusted Diluc with Kaeya, how could he not? In truth, coming here was more to ease his own worries than to do something about the situation Childe and Kaeya found themselves in.
Lumine and Thoma were both in Inazuma, Zhongli was normally in Liyue and Xiao clearly said the other day that Venti's his main concern even in a situation like this. And yeah it did make him feel incredibly good. Knowing that no matter what, his wellbeing was on the top of Xiao's list. There was nothing more obvious than Xiao's love for Venti and seeing as his boyfriend’s normally the most reserved and closed-off person in the world probably, Venti wouldn't have it any other way. Everyone knew Xiao was incredibly in love with Venti and vice versa just by looking at them whenever they're both together or just by the way they talked in the grou chat, and that was enough for Venti.
But with only him and Diluc left in Mondstadt on a day to day basis they were responsible for keeping an eye on Kaeya. Just like Zhongli was with Childe when he's in Liyue.
Venti knew Zhongli was right in saying they should let Kaeya and Childe figure things out on their own. It would be good for them in the long run because with the way they were so concerned about each other there was no way they wouldn't end up together. But the journey to that point was so painful to watch. They all hated seeing them like this. Both Kaeya and Childe were always there with the flirty and sarcastic jokes and now even the chat was gloomy without those two.
"You know something, right? All of you. You know something about Childe." Kaeya looked from Venti to Diluc to Zhongli and back. "I'm not trying to get that information out of you or anything. Don't worry. I wouldn't do that to him." He added in more of a whisper.
"You're right. We do." Zhongli was the one to confess after a minute of silence. He then looked at Diluc who just skinned his head. And Venti had to admit it was kind of amazing... like they were communicating just with gestures. "I'll admit that it was mainly my idea for us to stay out of it. Everyone is very eager to help you both but we also feel like this is something you should resolve between you two. Take however long you need. We are your friends and we will support you both."
"Diluc I swear if you're not gonna make this man yours, I will propose to him right now." Kaeya looked directly at Diluc and to be honest the three of them had no idea if he was actually joking or not.
"Ha, you can try but there is exactly zero percent chance Zhongli would accept." Venti patted Kaeya's shoulder, trying to somehow loosen the atmosphere with a joke.
"That is true." Zhongli simply agreed and just like that, Diluc's face was red. "I'm sorry." He added but the smile on his face that appeared after he glanced Diluc's way was saying anything but sorry.
"Okay, be honest with me" Venti cast his gaze to Diluc and Zhongli. "Are you two already dating and just fucking with us for fun now?" With squinted eyes he followed every little of their movements. He decided it'd be better and easier to focus on Diluc since he wasn't even able to stop himself from blushing with Zhongli around. If there was someone to let the secret out, it'd definitely be Diluc.
"Oh, does it really look that way? Hmm" Zhongli hummed, with such a proud smile it almost made Venti roll his eyes. "But to answer your question, no, we're not dating." He answered simply. "Not yet at least." He added and how was it possible that the only ones who reacted were him and Kaeya? How was it possible that the only reaction they got out of Diluc, the same Diluc who was able to go deep-red in the face just when Zhongli’s name was mentioned in passing, was that annoyingly lovesick smile on his face? It was so out of character, Venti almost convinced himself that they must be in an alternate universe for it to actually be true.
"What do you mean 'not yet'?" All of this was absolutely driving Venti crazy.
"Hmm" Zhongli debated for a moment. "I think that's enough questions for today." was what he eventually said and Venti never wanted to strangle someone more than Zhongli in that moment. He knew there was no reason to try and dig deeper because if Zhongli decides to end a topic there’s no changing his mind. It was absolutely infuriating but there was nothing Venti could do at this point. He was sure Zhongli would be more than happy to go into more details if Diluc was the one asking but the chance of him willingly wanting to talk about his love life was as high as for Venti to break up with Xiao... and that would more than once hundred percent never happen.
“Kaeya can we talk about you again? Because I swear to everything that is holy that I will commit murder tonight if I have to focus on those two for a second longer.” Venti gestured in Diluc and Zhongli’s direction not even looking at them.
“No one asked you to do that.” Diluc huffed and if not for a fact that this red haired grump was in charge of his alcohol, Venti would definitely be screaming his lungs out, out of frustration.
Where was Lumine when he needed her....
“There’s nothing to talk about, you know that.” Kaeya sighed, shrugging.
All the frustration Venti felt a moment before was gone in an instant. Pure worry and concern taking its place right away.
“I know we said we won’t pry but if you want or need our help you just have to ask.”
“I know and I appreciate it but what Zhongli said was right. This is between Childe and I. I want to talk to him and at least... apologize? But I’m also so scared to see him face to face? It’s ridiculous! I mean... I’ve seen him naked so many times but just the thought of actually seeing his face terrifies me.” Kaeya laughed but there was no happiness in it.
“Because you’re scared of loosing him.” Zhongli finished what Kaeya most likely wasn’t able to.
“Yeah.” Kaeya admitted and hid his face in his hands but the way his voice cracked was enough for the rest of them to know it was tears he was really trying to hide.
Venti was sure his heart was about to break just by looking at Kaeya in that moment.
summary: a closer look at the most exclusive group chat in all teyvat. we have two oblivious idiots in love, two horny bastards afraid of their feelings, a grumpy cat and his sunshine boyfriend and one very single and tired girl... among many many others
warnings: swearing, probably some angst
info: crack fic, multi-chaptered, social media au, not much difference they just have phones lmao
pairings: childe x kaeya // xiao x venti // zhongli x diluc
+ lumine and other characters
requests: open
posted: 23/02/2022
a/n: listen, idk who hurt me for me to be this excited about the angst i'm about to unleash on kaeya and childe but... let me just say... it's gonna get so much worse for chaeya before it gets better 😇 i thriVE ON ANGST hehehe 😈
summary: a closer look at the most exclusive group chat in all teyvat. we have two oblivious idiots in love, two horny bastards afraid of their feelings, a grumpy cat and his sunshine boyfriend and one very single and tired girl... among many many others
warnings: swearing, probably some angst
info: crack fic, multi-chaptered, social media au, not much difference they just have phones lmao
pairings: childe x kaeya // xiao x venti // zhongli x diluc
+ lumine and other characters
requests: open
posted: 11/02/2022
a/n: i think from this chapter on this i’m switching zhongluc for chaeya as the main couple. i might change it again in the future but for now this is chaeya-centric fic with xiaoven and zhongluc in the background lmao also another half-chat half-written chapter because childe has an existential crisis over his feelings for kaeya lol
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CHAT: # B L O C K E D
⮡ members: childe / scaramouche
childe: scara 🥺
childe: @scara
childe: scarascarascara
childe: scara, c’mon
childe: you’re literally the only person i can talk about this rn
childe: @scara
scara: wtf
scara: i blocked you
childe: yeah, well... i have my ways
childe: also i’m kind of desperate
scara: i like the sound of that
childe: S I G H
childe: help me
scara: why?
childe: what do you mean why????
childe: we’re friends!
scara: lol
scara: no, we’re not
scara: i blocked you like a year ago
childe: idc
childe: we’re friends
childe: you can’t change my mind
childe: now stfu
childe: listen
childe: and help me
scara: sure, if it means you’ll go away
childe: 😘🖤
scara: so?
childe: i think kaeya has feelings for lumine
childe: or like there’s something between them
scara: i have literally no idea who are you talking about
childe: you literally fought lumine?????
scara: nah
childe: nah??? what??? it happened???
scara: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
scara: whatever so who’s kayea? new chick?
childe: asdfghjkl
childe: he’s a guy
childe: a super hot and sexy guy i’m sleeping with
scara: so you’re in love with him?
childe: where did you get that from?
scara: they’re looking for a new clown in the circus you should apply
childe: ???
child: i just said we’re sleeping together
scara: childe’s last braincell left the chat, i guess
childe: 😶
scara: stop playing dumb or i’m gone
childe: no! c’mon!
scara: i’ll ask this only once
scara: you in love with this kaeya dude?
childe: ...
scara: idc if you’re not ready to admit it to yourself or some shit
scara: answer the question
“No. Of course not.” Childe furrowed his brows and with a frown of his face, shaking his face as if the question Scaramouche just asked him was the most absurd thig he has ever heard.
But then, why couldn’t he just simply answer the question? Why typing those two letters was making his heart beat and hands sweat - and not in the good way. Something deep inside him paralyzed him completely just thinking about sending the word.
“Am I-” He cut himself off before he could voice the rest of his sentence. It was foolish. How could he even think that way? They both agreed, all those months back, that it would be purely physical. It was obvious they were attracted to each other. Just catching each other mid-stare or bluntly flirting whenever they were in the same room. So when, one night, they drank too much wine in Diluc’s bar - much to Diluc’s dismay, it wasn't even surprising when they ended up in Kaeya’s bedroom and had sex. What was surprising was how natural and how good it felt. Childe was sure he was the only one feeling like this but then the next morning he woke up with Kaeya by his side and it actually scared him how right everything that happed seemed to him. And then Kaeya said he basically felt the same and proposed the no strings attached kinda relationship.
It was perfect.
Neither him nor Kaeya really wanted a relationship. And the sex was so good Childe would be insane to say no to that handsome face. So he agreed of course. And it was incredible. But nothing stays the same and even though the changes weren’t bad he never really thought about how their dynamic changed in just a few months.
At first it was just purely sexual. They’d fuck, tease, joke around and nothing more but then, somehow, depending where they met, they would linger in bed together. Sometimes not saying anything and sometimes talking literally for hours. And then they they were touching more. Not the same touch when they were in the middle of having sex, more casual, natural for them - a little slap or squeeze of the butt, a hand on the thigh in a teasing manner, knees touching when they were sitting close. And after that they were suddenly hugging like it was the most normal thing for them. No matter if they’re in the middle of the street or with friends or if it’s just the two of them. It all just... happened. And now they were calling each other pet names more often than their own names, kissing while walking through the city, holding hands any time it was possible. Sometimes Childe would even feel cold when Kaeya had to let go of his hand for a minute.
What surprised him the most, almost knocking all the air out of him when he realised it was how now most of the time they weren’t even having sex when they were together. And it wasn’t a problem. In fact, it was the opposite. They were having so much fun together doing anything. Childe was so happy just hanging out with Kaeya...
It was ridiculous.
And every single one of their friends was teasing them about how much they look and behave like a married couple and for the love of everything holy they both would blush every time before teasing each other about it.
Childe had to sit down because he didn’t trust his own legs to keep him standing anymore. All of those feelings and realizations just burying him under their weight. He could feel the wooden door of someone’s home on his back and without thinking just slid down to the ground. It was so much to process, so many overwhelming emotions.
How could he be so stupid? So blind to his own feeling for all this time? Of course everything his friends were saying about him was true. Even a child would be able to figure it out. So why? Why? Why did it took him this long-
“Childe?” A familiar voice pulled him out of his own head. “You okay?” Lumine was crouching in front of him, visibly worried.
He completely forgot she was travelling to Liyue with Diluc. And Childe figured out Diluc was probably already with Zhongli seeing as Lumine was alone here. Even Paimon wasn’t with her right now.
Ah. Lumine. The same Lumine he fought. The same Lumine he loved to jokingly flirt with sometimes, to get under her skin. The same Lumine who might be in love with Kaeya. The same Lumine who might take Kaeya away from him.
He knew he shouldn’t think like that. She always seemed to support both of them and whatever they had going on between them. But he couldn’t help the sudden jealousy. It was reasonable for Kaeya and Lumine to have a good relationship. She met him earlier and if Childe was honest with himself it was thanks to her he even met Kaeya so if anything he should be grateful.
“Childe?” She asked again, after he groaned in realization. Probably worrying her even more.
“I’m in love with Kaeya.” He suddenly said before he even had the chance to think about it. His hand covered his mouth right away, his eyes widened in surprise.
“Well. Congratulations.” Lumine laughed cheerfully. “Took you long enough.” She wasn’t even trying to hide how funny the situation was for her.
summary: a closer look at the most exclusive group chat in all teyvat. we have two oblivious idiots in love, two horny bastards afraid of their feelings, a grumpy cat and his sunshine boyfriend and one very single and tired girl... among many many others
warnings: swearing, probably some angst
info: crack fic, multi-chaptered, social media au, not much different they just have phones lmao
main pairing: zhongli x diluc
side pairings: xiao x venti // childe x kaeya (for now)
+ lumine and other characters (added as we go)
requests: open
posted: 10/02/2022
a/n: kinda just wanna write it all at once lmao who needs sleep anyway, right? lol
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summary: a closer look at the most exclusive group chat in all teyvat. we have two oblivious idiots in love, two horny bastards afraid of their feelings, a grumpy cat and his sunshine boyfriend and one very single and tired girl... among many many others
warnings: swearing, probably some angst
info: crack fic, multi-chaptered, social media au, not much difference they just have phones lmao
pairings: childe x kaeya // xiao x venti // zhongli x diluc
+ lumine and other characters
requests: open
posted: 01/03/2022
a/n: me: i prefer to write the drama from kaeya’s pov
also me: *writes childe’s pov*
LISTEN i’m a stereotypical bisexual! i clearly can’t choose asdflasdfghjk
ANYWAY! scara to the rescue! ahaha honestly? scara is probably my favourite character to write in this fic lmao idk i can just completely let loose when i write him and i just love how he’s an asshole but like a helpful asshole, y’know? if there weren’t as many characters in the “main” chat already he’d def be the one i’d add to make it more chaotic and unhinged lmao, and i know this is basically just stroking my own ego but the childe and scara dynamic? *chef’s kiss*
also! i’ll let you know later too but from friday to sunday there probably won’t be a new chapter bc i’m moving and i won’t have time to write anything T^T
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CHAT: # B L O C K E D
⮡ members: childe / scaramouche
scara: okay
scara: wtf is wrong with you this time
childe: ???
scara: don’t “???” me
scara: answer the question
childe: nothing?
scara: try again
childe: why are you texting me? i though i’m blocked?
scara: you are... most of the time
scara: but i can’t look at you anymore
scara: so spill
scara: before i block you again
scara: who made your face look like that?
childe: what? what’s wrong with my face??? T^T
scara: oh boy do you want a list in an alphabetical order or...
childe: -_-
scara: you’re sulking all the time and it’s more annoying than the normal annoying thing you have going on
childe: i think i should be offended right now
childe: but i’m too weirded out by you willingly wanting to help me out
childe: i don’t like it
scara: i’m regretting all my life choices right now
scara: this was clearly a mistake
childe: NO!
childe: WAIT!
childe: PLS!
childe: scara? T^T
scara: i’m still here
scara: unfortunately
scara: so what’s going on?
scara: troubles in paradise with that chick you were talking about last time?
childe: HE’S A GUY ffs
scara: 🙄
childe: but yes T^T
childe: i’m more than sure he hates me and is disgusted by me
scara: isn’t everyone?
childe: #ScaraStopBullyingChildeChallange
scara: no, thank you, i’m not subscribed to that
childe: 😑
scara: sigh, okay
scara: why do you think that?
childe: well
childe: we celebrated lumine’s birthday some time ago and we were all drunk and i’m like ninety percent sure i confessed to him but i don’t remember his reaction and i got spooked the next day and run away before he woke up and we haven’t spoken since then so yeah, it’s obvious he’s disgusted by my feelings and don’t want to speak to me ever again
scara: lmaoooo
childe: 😑
scara: oh you’re ACTUALLY SERIOUS?
scara: so you really are that stupid, huh?
scara: i mean i knew that but still lol
scara: your last braincell truly said ‘bye bitch i’m retired now’
scara: lmaooooo
childe: is there a point to that?
scara: ohohohhahaha this is priceless
scara: you know what? i changed my mind
scara: i’m so glad i decided o ask
childe: hmpf
scara: listen, you can’t be THIS stupid and expect me not to laugh
childe: maybe i wouldn’t
childe: IF YOU EXPLAINED WHY DO YOU THINK THIS IS SO FUNNY
scara: lol
childe: oh baby morax pls give me strength
scara: okay, okay
scara: i will gladly share with you one of the (many, many) reasons i think you’re dumb
childe: how noble of you
scara: did you think for even a second that the guy might actually be in the same situation?
childe: what now?
scara: it’s truly too late to help you
scara: R.I.P. childe’s brain
childe: SCARA
scara: S I G H
scara: you said you were both drunk in the moment, correct?
childe: yes
scara: and you don’t remember his reaction, correct?
childe: yes
scara: and you run away before talking to him, correct?
childe: yes
scara: and neither of you reached out since then, correct?
childe: yes
scara: so...
scara: you want to tell me that you never thought that he might’ve said the same thing to you and JUST LIKE YOU don’t remember what you said? since BOTH OF YOU were drunk?
childe: ...yes?
scara: i really feel bad for him if he’s in love with you
childe: T^T
childe: but then why didn’t he say anything? asdfghjkl
scara: WHY DIDN’T YOU?
childe: ...
scara: you know what, i take it back, you probably deserve each other
scara: if you’re both this stupid
childe: wait, you really think that happened?
scara: that was literally the first thing that came to my mind
summary: a closer look at the most exclusive group chat in all teyvat. we have two oblivious idiots in love, two horny bastards afraid of their feelings, a grumpy cat and his sunshine boyfriend and one very single and tired girl... among many many others
warnings: swearing, probably some angst
info: crack fic, multi-chaptered, social media au, not much different they just have phones lmao
main pairing: zhongli x diluc
side pairings: xiao x venti // childe x kaeya (for now)
+ lumine and other characters (added as we go)
requests: open
posted:11/02/2022
a/n: trying sth new i guess, there’s a written portion in this chapter! i wanna add whole written chapters once in a while so i’m testing it out with this one. also ik it says that this is a zhongluc-focused fic but i’m thinking of making chaeya the main pairing? i wanted to write zhongluc but right now i unconsciously made it about childe and kaeya and ngl i kinda like where this is going so pls let me know what do y’all think? who should be the main pairing? zhongluc or chaeya?
lumine: what are you implying my dearest friend? 😇
kaeya: i hate both of you
lumine: 😘
venti: but honestly
venti: you do know, it's you who childe is in love with, right?
kaeya: very funny
lumine: what?
venti: omg 🤡
venti: xiao asks if you're really that dumb or just pretending ☠️
kaeya: i don't remember xiao being in this group chat
venti: well we are laying in bed together so he can read all your nonsense himself 🤷🏼♀️
lumine: hi, xiao! 😘
venti: delete that kissy emoji right now
lumine: lol
lumine: as if xiao would look at anyone else than you ever smh
"She's right" tired voice and a low chuckle from behind him, made Venti shiver in Xiao's arms. This was his favourite part of the day. The lazy mornings they would spend together whenever they had the chance. And if not for Kaeya's unreasonable jealously, today wouldn't be any different. They would lay in bed, lost in that blissful state between sleeping and waking up, for a little longer before reluctantly getting up.
"I know" Venti smiled and turned around to face Xiao, after turning the phone off and leaving Lumine to deal with Kaeya. At least for a little while.
For everyone else, it seemed like the the two of them were always together, almost joined at the hips. Mainly because Venti wasn't one to shy away from expressing his feelings for Xiao whenever he felt like it. And even though Xiao was always just a whisper of his name away, Venti, no matter how much he wanted, would never abuse the fact just so he could hug or kiss his boyfriend. He knew better than that.
"There's no one I trust as much I trust you." He added and with nothing but pure love, placed a sweet kiss to Xiao's blushing cheek. It was so warm under his lips he couldn't help but smile and bury his face in Xiao's neck, placing another cheeky kiss there. He closed his eyes and sighed when Xiao's arms wrapped around him a little bit tighter and his lips kissed the top of his head.
"I love you" Xiao was his opposite when it came to expressing his feelings but Venti noticed that in those rare mornings when they're together like this it's almost easy for Xiao to say whatever he wants to say. That's probably the main reason he loved waking up in the morning.
"I love you, too! So, so much!" Venti giggled, the happiness he was feeling, just bursting out of him, too powerful to contain inside. "Kaeya and Childe really are stupid, huh?" He asked suddenly, changing the topic. Mainly because he was scared that all the love and happiness he was feeling in that moment would somehow annoy Xiao if he didn’t dial it down. “I mean it’s obvious they’re in love with each other.” He started venting. “They could have something like this,” He gestured between himself and Xiao. ”Okay, maybe not as good as this but at least like twenty percent of this.” He joked and Xiao just rolled his eyes but the small smile would not disappear from his face the whole time Venti was talking. “I guess I can kinda understand why they’re scared to admit it or say it out loud.”
“You do?” Xiao arched his brow, looking sceptically at Venti. “You told me you loved me and will stay with me forever a week after we started dating.” The smile on his face only widened at the memory.
“Well... it’s not like it was super easy or I was making empty promises.” Venti whispered, somehow unable to meet Xiao’s eyes. He was always seen as the happy-go-lucky, more often than not drunk, bard. And yeah, it’s not like it wasn’t true but even someone as cheerful as him had moments of insecurity and the day when he basically confessed his love to Xiao must now be somewhere near the top of his list of nerve-wrecking moments.
“I know.” Xiao whispered in his hair. “And I appreciate it.” He added after a second of silence. “And I appreciate all the times you remind me you love me. Even if it might not show on my face.”
“You’re gonna make me cry.” Venti groaned, hiding his very red face deeper into Xiao’s neck. The fact that his boyfriend wasn’t so open with his feelings on a day to day basis meant that whenever he did say anything remotely sincere or sweet it always manged to make a blushing mess out of Venti. He didn’t trust his voice anymore so instead of saying anything more he just hugged Xiao tighter and squeezed his eyes shut, making sure he would not cry from how happy Xiao’s every word made him.
“I think they might need you in the chat.” Xiao sighed and only then Venti realised his phone was going crazy with notifications for quite some time now.
“Sorry.” He mumbled and blindly reach for the device.
“It’s okay. I’ll go grab something for breakfast.”
“Love you!” Venti shouted as Xiao was leaving the bedroom.
kaeya: @venti come back you coward
kaeya: how much longer will you leave me alone with her?
kaeya: @venti
kayea: XIAO GIVE VENTI BACKKKK
lumine: i’ll kick your ass so bad the next time i see you istg
kaeya: ha! dream on
lumine: @venti come back and help me kick @kaeya ass
kaeya: @venti dicks before chicks right?
lumie: omg i hate you
venti: I WLL DESTROY BOTH OF YOU IF YOU DISTURB MY XIAO TIME EVER AGAIN
venti: understood?
kaeya: 😳
lumine: 🥺
venti: UNDERSTOOD?
lumine: yup
kaeya: yes!
venti: so what’s the deal now?
lumie: i’ve had enough of kaeya being a stupid and oblivious idiot
venti: i mean
venti: yeah, understandable
kaeya: traitor
venti: c’mon kaeya
venti: you must know childe is in love with you
venti: or at least that he has feelings for you
lumine: neither of you is subtle
venti: agreed
kaeya changed group name to “ex best friends”
lumine changed group name to “Kaeya the Drama Queen™”
summary: a closer look at the most exclusive group chat in all teyvat. we have two oblivious idiots in love, two horny bastards afraid of their feelings, a grumpy cat and his sunshine boyfriend and one very single and tired girl... among many many others
warnings: swearing, probably some angst
info: crack fic, multi-chaptered, social media au, not much different they just have phones lmao
main pairing: zhongli x diluc
side pairings: xiao x venti // childe x kaeya (for now)
+ lumine and other characters (added as we go)
requests: open
posted: 09/02/2022
a/n: my depression’s kicking in so time to drink some wine and create some bullshit aha aha
