#grossjocks

Kyle looked back at the shake as rushed and halfhazard noices was heard from jason's general direction. "May as well down it, can't have all that tren going to waste" Jason thought as he reached towards the blender and gulped the remaining shake mix. "Damn, it is pretty good haha"

Jason's perspective:

"Fuck shit fuck! Okay bag? Check. Notes? Check. Clean clothes? No clean clothes, God damn it." Jason darted around the dorm room in a desperate attempt to find some clothes to for class, while dodging Kyle's gym shorts and tanks that lined the floor. When suddenly a thought occured to Jason, "what" if i just..." He reached down to grab a pare of red gym shark shorts. Jason gave the crotch area a quick sniff, "fuck it." He hoisted the shorts on, grabbed his things and rushed out the room to get to class. With a blast of fresh air hitting Jason's face he made a mental note to talk to Kyle about the rooms growing rankness of their dorm room - he also made a silent prayer that he hadn't already become decencitiesed to Kyle's particualr brand of stench by the time he sniffed his borrowed shorts.

Jason arrived to his phycology 202 class just a minute late, practically bursting through the door as he reached his destination. "Nice of you to join us Jason, take a seat - we're still waiting for a couple of loose ends to meet us." Said Jason's phyc professor. Slightly embarassed but mostly relieved, Jason took out his notes on the phycological effects of long term steroid use. Half an hour into the lecture, Jason started to notice a pungent smell coming from somewhere - "Damn, someone stinks" he said with a smirk. That's when he realised "fuuuck, it's me." He rubbed his crotch and reached up to smell his hand, he almost immediately whinced at the strong scent of crotch sweat, piss and precum. "Does that guy even do laundry?! It smells like liquid crotch" Jason sighed as he worte down his lecture notes.

Kyle's perspective:

"Bye bro-oh" Kyle was cut off by a red and white blur slamming the door closed. "Guess he was pretty late" Kyle chuckled to himself. Kyle looked at the time, "fuck, i should probably head to class too, plus i kinda like sports ed." With that Kyle grabbed the nearest baller shorts and tank top to him and gave them a quick sniff. "Not to bad" he said to himself as he quicly stripped and put them on. Time for class.

Kyle opened the lecture hall doors with a casual finesse. Only a couple of minutes late, kyle grabbed a seat next to his bro Nick while making sure to dab him up as he sat down.

"Todays lesson in sports science is on the imporance of proper nutrition in diets..." The professor droned on.

"Bro, this lectures fuckin boringas shit" kyle whispered to Nick.

"I know bro! Plus half of this shit is obvious as fuck" nick replied.

"Bro...wanna do play the game?" Kyle whispered eith a devious smile.

"Fuck yeah bro, let's do it."

Kyle and Nick were about to start of their imfamous 'burp offs' where each player would attempt to burp louder than the last without getting kicked out of class or noticed.

"I'll go first" Jason said through a cocky smile. Jason started with a mid volume belch that left a slight echo through the halls. "Fuck that felt good, try and beat that bro haha!"

With Nick's pride on the line, he mustered up all the air he could and let go of a belch to rival Kyle's last one.

"Fuck yeah bro!" Kyle whisper shouted towards Nick in applause.

Kyle was about to let loose another one when the lecture came to an end. Stopping midway, he looked at his bro with an evil grin, "you know what day it is. Right bro?"

"Uh, ya bro Friday haha"

"No you dumb fuck, it's chest day!" Kyle said through a chuckle as he shoved Nick into his rank armpit.

"Bro stoop, your getting your pit juices all over me!" Nick chuckled as he shoved and laughed at Kyle.

"Ya and I bet you like it too" kyle jested as he continued to rub his bro in his hairy pits.

"Fuck off haha" nick chuckled as he managed to wrestle his way out of Kyle's dripping rank pits.

"Come on, lets get that pump in!" Nick growled as he jogged a few steps ahead and flexed a double bisep pose.

"Fuck yeah bro!"