#grindrfails

Gay culture is weird y’all.

“*scrolling through Grindr, bored.

*woof from scruff, swipe to app

*quick check profile

*Text notification from your ex

*”where you at?”

Me to myself: stop texting him you dumb bi-

*interrupted by scruff notification that this guy I hooked up w/ once who may also be a Taurus asking what I’m doing.

*Grindr; desperate for attention, notifies me via banner that someone “devil emoji’d” me.

*me; slightly curious but distracted

*text notification from my other ex

*snapchat from my other ex

*instagram notification: thirst traps galore

*20 minutes later

*netflix notification: grace and Frankie season 6 now steaming

*email: prep refill is at Walgreens.

*brunch