Martha May Whovier is a hilarious character to me. Sheβs been thirsting after a literal monster man since she was a preteen, gets together with the guy who made that monster manβs life hell because heβs the goddamn mayor of her town and probably has the power to ruin her life if she refuses - probably having to suffer through THE WORST sex imaginable in the meantime - and the minute she sees her crush again after decades of him being a unhygienic hermit whoβs basically her hometownβs answer to Bigfoot, she spends the entire evening having to fight the urge to let him stuff her Christmas stocking right there in the town square in front of her asshole boyfriend, Who-God, and everybody. She doesnβt faint when he goes on his rampage during the Whobalation because sheβs shocked, she just climaxed from hours of fantasizing if itβs true what they say about green guys. And honestly, get it girl.
