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The person who stalks my account every day looking for angels' stuff is going to love this :3

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You never expected your mom to fall in love again... let alone with him.

The Grand Priest.

He met her by accident: she wandered into a rift in space-time (long story), and instead of erasing the anomaly… he helped her home. She thanked him. He found that fascinating; mortals rarely thanked him sincerely.

He began visiting. Quietly. Subtly. Always at the edge of sunset.

And your mom made him laugh. A sound the angels hadn’t heard in millennia.

Eventually, she introduced you to him, and something in his expression softened in a way no god had seen before.

A mortal child. Mortal habits. Mortal chaos.

Yet he adored you immediately.

And when he announced to the angels that he’d taken a mortal partner and now had a mortal stepchild, everyone broke into eleven varieties of confusion, jealousy, curiosity, and mild panic.

• No one has EVER seen him step closer, tilt his staff, and subtly position himself between you and danger like that.

• He watches you do small things, tying your shoes, doodling, complaining, like they’re rare cosmic phenomena.

• He doesn’t force angel discipline on you, but he tries to guide you without restricting your mortality.

• When you show him something you made, a drawing, a snack, a project, he gives a soft smile that could collapse universes.

• When you cry? He freezes. Absolute panic. When you laugh? He stares like it’s art.

He won't say he loves you out loud (he barely says that word), but the way he watches over you? The way he subtly teaches you cosmic etiquette because you're "part of the family now"? Yeah. He’s a good step-dad.

He bows politely to you — yes, a literal angel bows to a mortal — because you're Daishinkan’s stepchild. Shows no jealousy, but definitely watches you like you're a small, strange puzzle. “Fascinating. Mortals speak before thinking. I envy that freedom.”

Sour is jealous, beautifully, silently jealous. He doesn’t act out, but his posture stiffens every time Daishinkan treats you gently. “He has never spoken to me like that…”

Eventually warms up and treats you like a cute mortal mascot.

Immediately confused. Mortals have emotions and unpredictability... things he considers "glitches."

He keeps distance. A lot of distance. “If I observe long enough, perhaps the mortal will… stabilize?”

Confused at first, but treats you with strict politeness. He tries to teach you etiquette like an angel trainee, but stops after Daishinkan gives him a look.

Over time, he becomes protective in a big-bro way.

Looks scary. Actually very soft with you.

He stands like a bodyguard whenever you visit. Offers you candy in an extremely awkward way. “Mortal child… must be protected. Tiny.”

Immediately loves you. (Not romantically :v) She finds you hilarious.

Teases you and Daishinkan endlessly.

“Stepfatherhood looks good on you, Father.” Daishinkan: silently dying inside

Shows you martial arts moves but only the soft, safe ones.

Absolutely ecstatic. Whis LOVES mortals and their quirks. Probably tries to feed you too much dessert.

Becomes your honorary older brother. “How adorable! I shall teach them to cook— oh dear, they burned water.”

Does NOT like this at first. He believes angelic hierarchy is sacred — and mortals shouldn't be close to Daishinkan.

But after seeing how sincerely you care for him, he slowly melts. “…Fine. I suppose they can stay.”

Surprisingly likes you. You’re mortal, which means unpredictable, which he finds entertaining.

Makes jokes you don’t understand. Uses you to annoy Rhou. (I think that's the 9th kaio's name? idk)

WAY too excited.

Almost asks to study your biology until Daishinkan gives her a warning glare.

Still loves hearing you talk about dumb mortal things like school, pets, snacks. Writes notes about everything. “Mortals are inefficient but fascinating creatures. I like this one.”

At first: absolutely no interest. She sees mortals as fragile.

After watching you stand up for yourself once, she gains respect.

Trains you in basic self-defense if you ask (Daishinkan reluctantly allows it).

Instantly motherly. Treats you like her own child the second she sees you.

Gives subtle advice like: “Do not touch divine artifacts, dear. They explode.”

Daishinkan trusts her around you the most.

Masterpost

DBS Masterlist

COGNAC the Grey Cat

By Douglas Cuddle Toys

1994-1995

Hennessy, 1986

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