#grimmneko

Okay I hadn’t heard this one before and now I’ve got the time rant out of my system.

you and @youraveragejoke and @redriyo all asked for this one.

Okay. So for a moment I was tossing around the idea of having Hanzo lock Jesse in the bathroom during one of the loops, but ended up cutting it. But as I was talking it through with friends, what that would be like for Jesse came up, and that snowballed into a fucking monty python skit of a day for poor Jesse.

You know, this morning had been so promising.

Now Jesse has no boyfriend, no pants, and blue balls.

soothe: what’s one thing that always makes you feel better when you’re upset?

is it gay if i say you

Gay

1) don’t call me out like this in my own home :(

2) i cannot fucking believe you see any of my posts on your ridiculously clogged dash

god. i don’t even know where to start with you. so first of all, you’re fucking hilarious, and you’re sweet as hell. you’re smart and kind and every time i talk to you, i end up so stupidly happy. usually when i’m talking with you my cheeks hurt from smiling so hard.

and then you’re this kickass artist? like? like hey here’s a great person, let’s give them killer art skills. i never know how to compliment art, as clearly fuckin seen in all of my art comments, but i love what you do and it’s so pretty. honestly the fucking dab picture is so iconic, i think about it all the time.

AND THEN THE ART ISN’T THE END OF IT! YOU’RE A FUCKING WRITER TOO! WHOMST ALLOWED THIS? granted i haven’t read much of it, but what i did read was fantastic.

i feel like the more we talk and the more i get to know about you just makes me like you more.

this sounds cliche as shit but i’ve never met anyone quite like you. and that’s definitely a good thing.

I'm coming up there and I'm going tO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE BOOB

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

Yeah, I think so

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

Fuck no

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?

Right now, looking at study abroad programs

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

I do it all the time, especially around here, but I'd never do it in any of the cities I've lived in before? Like, in SoCal it didn't seem right to do it, but here it's expected of you?

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

haha funny question actually but um, no, not right now

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

"Ghost" by Mystery Skulls I think of this > niezyc​ < asshole every time(foLLOW HIM AND COMMISSION HIM AND LOVE IM THO)

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

My PJS (a sweater, plaid jammy pants)

8. How often do you listen to music?

Whenever I can

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

Jeans, I never feel comfortable wearing sweats outside the house

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?

Yes. Something outrageous.

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

niezyc​ says I'm not really that social

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

Never been kissed

13. What about ‘R’?

Never been kissed

14. Can you drive a stick shift?

I can't drive in general

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

yeah

16. Are you going out of town soon?

HAHAHA I wish, the farthest I go is the next town over for school

17. When was the last time you cried?

earlier today

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?

Yeah, a lot

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

beautiful blue eyes

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

my baby brother

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

my dad called me a quitter when I said I didn't want to do choir anymore

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

YES someone do that to  mE

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?

um no ew

24. What are you sitting on right now?

a dick

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

yeeesss i have awesome friends ok

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

haha yeah

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

niezyc AGAIN

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

nope

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

Target

30. Does anyone hate you?

yup

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?

naw

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

YES

33. Do you want your tongue pierced?

oh gosh no

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

umm the year my mom found out this thing about my dad ummm

35. Did you have a dream last night?

sorta. more half nightmare half hallucination 

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

Earlier today

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

probs not

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

idk

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

idk

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

it was bittersweet

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

yup

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

aw yeah

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

sorta

44. What’s the best part about school?

MISTER SUSOTT THE SOCIAL STUDIES TEAM COACH AND CHOIR AND LUNCTIME

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

embarrassing ones

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

once in awhile

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

all the time

48. Were you single over the last summer?

just for a bit

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

a lot's changed but at the end of the day my family dynamics are still pretty shitty

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

hahahahahah HOMEWORK and a drabble for a friend

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

yES kidding i love this guy

52. Are you nice to everyone?

I try but no

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

plenty of times

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

Yes, I definitely can and I have

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

sometimes

56. Do you think you like someone?

not really??? 

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?

never been kissed

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

either one, but if i have to choose, i prefer girls, a lot of the time it's easier for me, even if i get nervous first meetin them

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?

Yup

60. Do you hate anyone?

yes

61. How’s your heart?

it's sorta okay

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

yes

63. Have you ever cried over a guy?

yup

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

no one, anyone who would is probs asleep rn

65. Are your toenails painted pink?

nope they're pink

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?

IDK

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?

nooo I wouldn't want him to be crying nooo

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

a little

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

a school recording

70. How do you look right now?

JUDE SAYS SEXY BUT I DISAGREE

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

yup

72. Can you commit to one person?

yup

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

yUP

74. Have you ever felt replaced?

haha yeah

75. Did you wake up cranky?

nope!

76. Are you a jealous person?

no???? I don't think so

77. Are relationships ever worth it?

hell yes

78. Anyone you’re giving up on?

yes

79. Currently wanting to see anyone?

yes! I wanna go visit all my friends!!

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

show Chris that video of Putin saying he's gay and likes big long cocks

81. Last person you cried in front of?

Luke, like, two or three years ago

82. Is there someone you will never forget?

certainly

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?

what if i don't have feelings for someone did u think of that

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

we'd be watching a movIE

85. Are you over your past?

umm sorta there's this thing so sorta

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

not a best friend no

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

thankfully, yes

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

NO

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

I've never been kissed????

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

yup

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?

yes, i know this because i have magic mind powers

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?

yeah, my brother

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?

no

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?

yup it was um okay haha

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?

I was single and proud soooo

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

if skype counts yes he's gorgeous niezyc and so is his girlfriend and???? wtf bro what kind of water is in BC

97. Who do you have texts from?

no one probs

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

i would apologize and back off

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

no but i wouldn't mind some kisses

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?

APH Germany my real husband

101. Ever kissed under fireworks?

nO BUT THAT SOUNDS NICE 

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?