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We shall slaughter him in a war of wits /Chaos duo <3

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(Definitely spelling errors, try and work with meâŚ)
Minerzajane,
I love how Mirajane and Minervaâs stories parallel eachother so well. It doesnât seem intentional to be honest, but itâs done well.
Theyâre switching personalities every stage of their life, even Mirajanes satan souls and Neo Minerva. I feel like theyâd have a different type of understanding of each other even though theyâre in different steps of their healing journey.
Young Mirajane wouldâve envied Minerva, going to see all the grand magic games matches, young Minerva wouldâve looked up to Mirajane indefinitely. Not to mention how the two wouldâve interacted the other way around, Minerva showing Mirajane her demon markings and hands to Mirajane who was insecure about hers. Mirajane doing Minervaâs hairs and basically being the only positive role model around her.
Plus the Erza rivalry, I always think about what type of kid a character was, and weather theyâd be team Mirajane or team Erza. Minerva definitely wouldâve been team Mira even though they were so different. I donât even think she wouldâve disliked Erza, actually they probably wouldâve been good friends. I just donât think young Minerva couldâve hated anyone yet.
Theyâre so cute, no interactions thoâŚ?
Minerva is an amazing cook, while Mirajanes an amazing baker. Every week Minerva tries to create a new dish, and Mirajane will bake treats in case it turned out shit. Because of the towers of heaven, Erzaâs eating habits will be forever fucked, but whenever she finds something she likes she can eat it over and over.
She had trouble trying Mirajanes baking for the first time when they were younger but she fell in love with the strawberry cheese cake she made, just like she had trouble trying Minervaâs cooking. But now she wonât eat food from anyone else, Minervaâs not mad at it but she doesnât cook everyday, so she kind of feels bad.
Thereâs not much conflict in this house but shit just keeps on disappearing, everyone freaks out.
Minerva has a motorcycle, and she handy asf when it comes to anything that runs off an engine. If they ever had kids, sheâd build a motorcycle with them, like her mom did with her. (I like to believe her mom was a mechanic, and spent a lot of time with Minerva before she passed)
Minerva gets upset because theyâre so social, Erza litterally knows everyone to walk the planter earth, Mirajane is so close with everyone she meets it gets bothersome. Minerva sticks to her group, while a bunch of people always want to be around her gfs.
Mirajane and Erza really got close to her group, Sting and rogue got really close with Erza after the grand magic games because they were never good at holding a grudge. And yukino and Mirajane just keep getting closer and closer, itâs weird for her because she doesnât know when any of them met.
Mirajane works at the guild so itâs extremely rare for her to go on quests. While Erza and Minerva are always out, to everyone else it seems like the donât spend much time together but Minerva just doesnât go to the guild after a quest and Erza will go to the guild long after she finishes a quest. Only team natsu will know when theyâre all back in magnolia because theyâre on the missions with Erza.
Minerva eventually grows to love Natsu like sting and rogue after watching him and Erza jump from topic to topic in the span of 20 minutes. Theyâll talk about their hyper fixations all day, Erza almost never stops smiling, theyâre in the own world when there together, Minerva likes to listen to them while doing any activity, she just zones out and it feels like less of a chore.
Whenever they realize they can be doing things while they talk theyâll get up and take over the cleaning and laundry and such. Theyâre very productive if no one interrupts them, if theyâre not lost in conversation they lose every ounce of productivity.
Demons and dragons arenât even supposed to get along because there were just differences between the two, but demons and dragons alike will chew on ice, dragons while teething, and demons to relive stress.
Dragons donât realize theyâre being messy because theyâre can task a lot of things at once. Theyâre multitasking but their brains can remember things reguardless of how organized it is so most donât waste time organizing, Mirajane is always right behind Erza picking up things as their put down. She doesnt mind, she just moves on auto pilot, sheâs used to cleaning up after the guild and her two younger siblings. Itâs actually a demon thing, she only noticed when she saw Minerva and grey do it.
Demons feel more comfortable when everything mimics the way it is in their mind. If they canât envision where itâs supposed to be they might just throw it away on impulse. Usually when it happens Mirajane gives it to Lisa a or yukino depending on if she thinks sheâll ever want it back. Itâs a good thing to have because it keeps their house clean, but if you envision things in weird places then it can ruin your house.
Sometimes Irene stops by? Itâs weird because of everything that happened but her and Erza will just talk casually as if their old friends. She mostly comes if Erza and Wendy are both there, sometimes sheâll even bring heine and Juliette everyone else thinks itâs weird but they donât really mind. Wendy was 100 percent convinced she was dead⌠(rip Irene)
Canvia
Iâve considered all kinds of Cana ships, but this is low key my favorite. Like Juvia throwing herself into greeds enchantments in front of Cana when she first joined the guild to âproveâ herself. I feel like Cana is the same kind of person and plays it off through humor, and drinking.
Like that one episode where Lucy finds Cana passed out in the snow, and they have a really deep moment, then after the grand magic games itâs all fine again because guildarts wants to be a father.
Nope, Cana was one of the first to join the guild, sheâs just always been there. Is her mother dead? Did she have any siblings? Who brought her to fairy tail? Howd she know her father was apart of fairy tail, and whyâd she leave everything to be in the same guild as a man who doesnât even know of her existence?
Mirajane mostly looked after her even since they were kids I feel like Cana would look after the younger Strauss siblings because she appreciated those times. I think Juvia would be the one of the only ones to notice how separated Cana feels for the guild.
Theyâd definitely live in a cozy one bedroom, one bathroom house near the guild. Juvia would have a bunch of plants and Cana would probably have a bird or something. Juvias not so good at taking care of things but camas is amazing at task management (nobody else in the guild knows this).
Grey visits a lot but natsu wasnât allowed in from the jump because fire, plants, and animals donât mix, and heâll come and eat all their food. Erzaâs not invited because she has a sweet tooth and Juvia will always bake if asked, Erza doesnât stop asking.
Thereâs always a Strauss over, I feel like Mirajane Lisanna and elfman argue a lot, surprisingly. So lisanna of elfman are always sleeping on their couch, Mirajane hates it because sheâd rather leave the house when their arguing. Low key Lisanna and elfman do it to piss her off and make her stop being mad faster. Plus they donât even live with Mirajane anymore, they just have a house that they pay for just in case.
Evergreen visits a lot, and Cana and Juvia often babysit Aska for extra money here and there, because they hate being away from eachother for a long time and the lower class mission only pay so much.
+ Juvia helping Cana sober up. Just think about itâŚ
(Cana x Lucy x Juvia x Lisanna)
Iâm coming out of my budget a little here, but consider it. Itâs mostly a ship that works all ways but theyâre gfs. Lucy and Lisanna living together in a little flat near a bunch of antique shops so Lucy can pick up magic items and such as soon as they arrive, and Lisanna being close to a bunch of clothing shops because thatâs what she gifts everyone on their birthdays, plus she likes to pick up small gifts of her guild mates and girlfriends.
Theyâre pretty far from the guild so they sleep at Cana and Juvias house most of the time, all of them cuddle up in a large bed, they donât change sleeping order at all. Thayve made the perfect sleeping arrangement in order to garentee the most amount of sleep for each of them. Lucy made the sleeping order because she had to make one for team natsu too (idea by @mousecracker ) it would be prefect if they didnât keep eachother up all night playing games. They usually decide if theyâre not sleep by 3 am then they just get up and start their day.
Elfman usually asks if Lisanna and Lucy are staying with them when heâs mad at Mira and lis. They all hate when there is 6 people in the house, itâs one too many. Thereâs the four of them + one guest. No more. Because it gets too loud,
but theyâre the same ones who start their day at 3 am, first thing they do is cook and clean. Sizzling pans, blenders, vacuums all on at the same time. And they all have to eat at the same time, so best believe youâre gonna hear ruckus at very orchestrated times during the day.
Lucy and Lisanna only go over to Cana and Juvias house because they have a lot of plants to take care of, Cana and juvia have to be very detailed with quests so theyâre not gone from the plants for too long, and Lisanna was the one who named their pet bird. She names everything, his names Phoenix because heâs red and orange. Cana wouldnât let her name the bird at first because she named happy. But when Cana and juvia are on missions, Lucy and Aliâs take phoenixâs to their house and water the plants every other day.
Happy is allowed to stay at Lucy and lisannas house but not Cana and Juvia, because anywhere Happy goes, natsu follows. Natsu allowed to stay at Lisanna and Lucyâs house all the time unless their not there, they lock their windows all the time. Camas house has a patio and they always open the window that the flowers are near and let the sunlight in.
Soltear (sorano x ultear)
Ultear said if theyâre gonna tell yukino that their dating they have to tell grey right after because heâs like a baby brother to her. Lyon finds out years after theyâre married when he walks into their apartment and sees wedding photos, (greys in them). He always thought when they were talking about their house, they meant they were roommates. Heâs painfully oblivious, No one lets him in on these things.
When they move into an apartment Yukino, lector, and sting are always there, they arenât dating or anything. They come over and talk about all the drama going on in the guild, far away from the guild, because rogue hates gossip. Theyâre always sitting on the kitchen counters talking about it and Ultear usually instigates it. Yukino really grows to love ultear, most people thought they wouldnât get along much but it wasnât true.
The most random interactions happen at the soltear house because youâll walk in and see sting and jellal casually conversations like theyâve met before. All the exceed will be there sometimes, itâs like their meeting place.
Natsu would rather Ultear teach him transformation magic instead of Mirajane because ultear shows him how to transform into old creepy men, and Mirajane shows him the basics. So he knows how to transform into old creepy men but it doesnât help him on missions because he canât transform into anything else.
Ultear tells grey that if anyone shouldâve replaced her it shouldâve been him, he jokes that Ur would slap him for saying that, which she already did (ultear knows that)
Sorano is definitely a hoarder, yukino often comes around insults her on the fact, even though she comes and grocery shops in their house. âWait is this the grand magic games prize from the magic council from 5 years ago?â *takes*
Yukino collects everything, sheâs not really a hoarder because she often uses the things that she gets ahold of but sheâll have a vast collection of random collections that donât mean anything to anyone else but sheâd die for it. They rarely increase in value and anytime they do Minerva suggest she sells it, it pisses her off.
And Yukino and Sorano have split contracts with their keys meaning they can just give it to one another and use them as is. Yukino would kill Sorano if any of her keys get broken so Sorano does a lot less borrowing.
Ultear always calls Sorano angel unless sheâs mad at her, then she just calls her by her name. If Sorano really wanted to piss ultear off sheâd argue with her over something stupid, then when ultear give up, she says never mind. Ultear tries not to get roped into it but fails, every time it pisses her off so much.
She hates the word never mind in general, if you tell her something and she canât hear then you say never mind it pisses her off. No one knows why, itâs because Ur was a young mom and didnât know mental gymnastics would have a long lasting effect on children.
Greytsu (grey x natsu)
Grey doesnât know how his name is spelled and he goes back and forth between grey and gray. It always comes back to brute him on legal paperwork and account logins. Natsu is his password for everything, Erza can litterally guess all of his passwords, sometimes heâll have sticky notes laying around with his password and username because he canât remember. He has too many and theyâre all so similar.
They have two matresses pushed together because their body temperatures ruin each others sleep. When it gets to being too much, natsu will drag his bed away from greys. They both have body pillows for when they have to sleep separately.
Neither of them can cook so Natsu will always try to go get pick up but grey usually drags him over to Lucy and Lisannas to pick up whatever theyâve put together. Natsu hates it because usually itâs just what they didnât end up eating so he never feels full.
Whenever natsus really mad at grey he walked up and turns the air condition all the way up at 3 am, grey turns it all the way down when he wakes up and itâs a never ending war until they forget about it. Happy usually stays with Lucy and Lis during their temperature wars.
They still argue in the guild all the time, when Cana says they argue like a married couple it still sets them off, but they have no response because Cana, juvia, Lucy, and lisanna are perfect for eachother.
Erza always pops up at their house at random times, theyâll be freshly waking up as she walks in to get something. They donât know how she gets in but natsus doesnât even care to ask, they store food at Erza, Mira, and Minervaâs so heâll pop up when ever to get food too.
Minerva gets annoyed whenever she sees either of them in her kitchen, it bothers her so much. But itâs fine whenever sting and rogue randomly pop up. The Minerzajane house is the meeting sport for dragon slayers, mostly because itâs big but also because itâs betrayal ground. Even Erik pops up. The exceeds arenât allowed, except Carla and lily. Carla will come to get away from the other exceeds half the time, while lily just enjoys being around the dragon slayers.
Actually lily pops up the most, he wonât admit it but heâs trying to get off of âlevy dutyâ because levy is heavily pregnant and Gajeel freaks out and doesnât know what to do, so panther lily has to help out. Actually Levyâs often invited to the dragon slayer meetings, everyone enjoys her being there. Everyoneâs always upset that their so canât come so sting and rogue make fun of them.
Wendy invites sherria when she wants, whoâs gonna tell her other wise? Itâs her big sisters house. Greys upset heâs not allowed to attend, sometimes it sounds like heâs the only significant other thatâs not invited. Heâs allowed to come any other time, just not the dragon slayer meeting, reasons because heâs not close to a dragon slayer like sherria and heâs not pregnant.
He invites Mirajane, and Cana and deinvites natsu to be petty. So natsu invites Erza and levy over too. Itâs because they were team Erza and team mirajane as children. Cana and levy werenât really apart of the rivalry at all. They were great friends. (+levy being the oldest and shortest head cannon)
Greytsu uses their insults as pet names.
Shendy (sherria x wendy)
They bought an apartment together when Wendy was 15 and sherria was 16, everyone was against it even Carla, but Erza gave them the thumbs up so they did it anyway. They donât even stay in the same city so itâs mostly Wendyâs house while sherria visits, and stays there when sheâs in magnolia since neither want to leave there guild.
They bought it in magnolia because everyone in fairy tail was starting to move in together and wendy didnât want to third wheel anyoneâs relationships, and because sherria has a room in the lamia scale guild while fairy tail hills doesnât let you have anyone in your room past a certain time. And you could only sleep there if youâre apart of the fairytail guild.
Lyon is often in their apartment because heâs scared theyâre doing bad stuff, slowly the numbers stack up one by one until a bunch of people are making sure there not doing bad stuff and Erza has to drag them all out.
The only reason that they ended up being allowed to get the apartment was because they got a two bedroom. Wendy and sherria sleep in one while Carla takes the other.
Carla was worried that Wendy wasnât gonna be able to keep up with rent but she does and has a lot of extra money so sheâll go with lisanna to buy clothes and gifts.
Wendy had a hammock hanging up in her and sherrias bedroom so it looks like Carla sleeps in there, in all honesty Carla hates hammocks, so sheâs glad she had her own room and bed. Sherria just keeps the stuff she leaves in the apartment in Carlaâs room. Itâs the perfect cover up, all they wanna do it cuddle.
Sherria has trouble sleeping at night so Wendy tells her about all the stuff her team gets into on missions, and even after sherria falls asleep wendy will continue talking until she can hear jar breathing slow down so she knows that sheâs sleep.
Even though everyoneâs worried about them do stuff now that they have an apartment, they often laugh about how they started dating and kissing while they were in lamia scale and no one knew.
Sherria always asks team natsu what she should get Wendy for a gift, while Wendy always asks sherry since theyâve always been close, she never asks Lyon because he freaks out and goes overboard with possibilities. But heâs really good with decorations so she asks him and Mira when sherrias birthday rolls around.
Sherria doesnât like pink, Wendyâs a little off put by it but she doesnât say anything. Her favorite colors are pink and white, sherria says that those colors are too bright.
Wendy asks Gajeel for relationship advice, he seemingly got the furthest and levy and sherria are a lot alike. Everyone thinks sheâs praying for her downfall but usually levy gives her some tips, She and sherria are never on bad terms so she just asks Gajeel about small gestures he does for levy, often itâs good advice. Other times he tells her to make extreme declarations of love, she knows what to ignore.
Sherria found out that Wendyâs favorite jolly ranchers were blue, so she told her she didnât like the blue ones so wendybhapily collects them out of the bag. Sherria doesnât mind living without blue jolly ranchers while sheâs in magnolia.
Whenever wendy is holding too many bags to carry Carla, sherria will take most of the bags because she knows they feel most comfortable with each other. Sherria buy wendy sweets all the time because she knows sheâs a sweet tooth.
Theyâll sit in the living room on the floor with a bunch of candies on the table, while they watch a movie. Carla often joins them staying up past 3 am
( + they definitely have a fireplace and mounted tv)
GreyTsu *;*






