Cal: Soundproofing what?

      send 💬 for a rumor + confirmation or denial.

      “ let’s break this down, first. yes. i am in an amateur porno, i was not aware it’d be posted online but i’m alright with it. you can find it on pornhub if you look hard enough. yes, mila and i record ourselves having sex occasionally, but we keep that shit to ourselves. yes, mila and i have sex at dungeon, frequently. it’s the perk of sleeping with the owner, isn’t it? however. greyson cannot write to save his fucking life, and if he could write a porno where my name was something other than a shitty one-off of my actual fucking name, i would not shoot that porno for him. he can dream on. ” @greyscns @shcwclf​

   for telepathy into cal’s brain.

      “ here we go. the bouncer at dungeon. i think he shares a brain cell with a snail. at least he’s got a sense of humor. ah, fuck he’s grinning at me. what does he want now. ---incoming comment about noise. yes,  yes, i get it. it’s loud. invest in earplugs, you rube. ” @greyscns

 cell phone headcanons.

    GREYSON CARTWRIGHT

    standard ringtone