#gremlins headcanons

Random facts I've made about random media I like 4#: Mogwai/Gremlins sex, gender, sexuality and relationship models.

Do you remember in previous shared a series of Gremlins headcanons? In the first one, I explained a bit about Mogwai and Gremlins—specifically their perspectives on biological sex, gender identity, and sexual orientation. In this post, I’m expanding on that headcanon to include relationship orientations. Without further ado, let me explain;

Mogwai and Gremlins biological sex:

Mogwai/Gremlin are born naturally intersex/unisex that later changes into a distinct sex(Male or female). Mogwais/gremlins have no nipples and no belly button. Mogwais/Gremlins have hidden internal genitalia hidden on a skin bag, when its come to y'know they genitalia are showed (That's bcs the mogwai and the gremlins have no clothes except for the flasher lmao). Mogwais/gremlins have both male and female genitalia. Mogwais/gremlins who are born unisex to male have fully formed weenie with no balls, a reduced vag and vestigial labia majora and minora, the weenie is in the same place of clit. Mogwais/gremlins who are born unisex to female have vestigial weenie in place of clit and a vag.

When a mogwai/gremlin gets wet its gonads (male and female) recombines to the skin and creates another mogwai/gremlin quickly (asexual reproduction via water).

Mogwai and Gremlins gender:

Most mogwai/gremlins identify as male or female, but some may be trans, non-binary/enby, intergender, etc.

Mogwai and gremlins sexuality:

(It is in these last two points that Mogwai and Gremlins really differ). Most Mogwai have unlabeled sexuality, unlabeled romantic attraction, or unlabeled queerplatonic, asexual, aromantic, aroace, or heterosexual orientations, whereas Gremlins are more inclined toward labels and thier atraction. When a mogwai/gremlin gets wet is like lost its virginity.

Mogwai and Gremlins relationship models:

Mogwai are naturally and acceptably monogamous, and they call polyamory non-ethical monogamy. While mogwai society is where monogamy is the norm and polyamory is a minority.

but gremlins choose both monogamy and polyamory (they are ambiamorous by nature, though some lean more toward monogamy—like George and Lenny—while others lean more toward polyamory—like Algernon).

Summary:

(Not my gif)(Requested by anonymous)

(I chose to make these sfw but I could always write an nsfw version later on if you’d like to read those as well.)

- Pardon you for sounding like Mr. Murray, but none of this would have ever happened if it hadn’t been for Billy's damn foreign car. 

- It’d been a day like any other: you’d gotten off of work, Billy had picked you up, the two of you went out on a short date and he’d taken you back to his place for a typical afternoon hangout. You’d done it a million times, you’d accepted his mothers invitation of staying over for dinner a million times, so why should today be any different?

- You didn’t know. What you did know was that the days near constant flurries had evolved into a blizzard, and after a solid five minutes of trying to get his vehicle to start in the midst of the howling white wind, the two of you had given up and ran back inside. 

- With no other option, you were forced to stay over at your boyfriends house. …Oh the horror.

- Billy did the honors of informing his parents while you used the phone to call your own. You explained the situation and told them not to worry, assuring them that you’d call again the next day before Billy joined back with you and told you that his parents were happy to have you. 

- Just as he finished telling you that you were welcome to stay, his mother poked her head out of the room next to where you were standing and shot the two of you a cheerful smile, holding out a board game box and asking if the two of you were up for it. Billy looked a bit embarrassed but you just smiled and eagerly agreed, pulling him along so that you could decimate him at Candyland....

- I’m sorry but your boyfriend is exactly the type of person who would make the two of you those overly intricate, borderline gourmet mugs of hot chocolate; the ones you see only in holiday photoshoots and upscale cafes. Whip cream, marshmallows, cinnamon, a wafer stick/candy cane, chocolate shavings; the whole nine yards and it’s all for you. 

- You’ll probably wind up sitting and drinking those while you watch old holiday movies on the television. I’m sure his parents wouldn’t stay up for very long so after a couple rounds of whatever games you’d chosen to play, they’d wish you a goodnight and leave the two of you alone to cuddle on the couch. 

- When it’s time for bed, he leads you up the stairs and helps you find something to wear; digging through his own pajamas for something that would reasonably fit you or offering to ask his mom in case you’d prefer that. And though he’s probably seen you naked hundreds of times, he still respectfully leaves the room or turns his back to you while you’re getting changed; not wanting to invade your privacy. 

- He honestly can’t stop himself from smiling as the two of you get ready for bed, the sight of you wearing his clothes and the feeling of you going through your nightly routine right next to him is too much for him not to. 

- Soon enough, you’re tucked under his blanket and wrapped in his arms: his chest pressed against your back, Barney curled up into your own and Gizmo squeezed in wherever he could fit. 

- As you’re laying there, he says your name and, once you hum in response, he somewhat guiltily admits that he’s glad his car didn’t start. You smile and say that you are too before you’re both lulled to sleep by his Mogwai’s soft coos. 

- Waking up in the morning is surreal. It takes you a minute to remember where you are and the process of crawling out of bed and down the stairs feels completely unfamiliar; it doesn’t help that you need to walk all the way down to the kitchen to come across another living soul. 

- In said kitchen, you’re greeted by his mother who’s cooking everyone breakfast. You talk with her for a while before Billy comes stumbling in, still bundled up in his snow clothes with his cheeks and nose tinted red from the cold. He walks over and gives both of you a kiss on the cheek, admitting that he’s really getting nowhere with his attempts at shoveling and that the plows haven’t even come through the neighborhood yet. 

- And with that revelation, it’s apparent that you’ll get to spend another day at the Peltzer residence. Well, more like at least another day....

- Now that the storm itself had cleared up and all that’s left is a shit ton of snow, you take the opportunity to mess around in it, throwing on a couple more layers of your boyfriends clothes before the two of you run out into the winter wonderland. 

- It’s certainly not easy, it seems like every other minute one of you is tripping, slipping, or stumbling, but that doesn’t stop you. You laugh at each other every time the other person winds up on their backside and waddle over to help them before Barney can execute his attack and slobber all over their face. 

- Making snowmen. Once you finished the first one, you figured that there was still so much snow leftover that it would be smart; and cute, to make another one and give them a friend…and then that just kept happening. You became possessed by your ambition to create and were soon staring into the rocky eyes of a dozen little snow people. You’d created a village, you’d become god. 

- Snowball fights. Billy is too nice to start an all out war with you so the two of you just occasionally toss a handful of snow at the other person and pretend like nothing happened while they try to bite back a smile. 

- Sitting in front of the fireplace once you’re done with the cold. 

- Making cookies together.

- Considering the fact that the two of you probably got snowed in around Christmas time, you get the chance to listen to Christmas carols and decorate the tree with him and his family. 

- Lounging around his bedroom and reading comic books.

- Hugging and playing with Gizmo.

- Barney is at your sides 24/7. You will honestly never see Billy without him so at this point you’re probably used to it. You might even find yourself having a little furry shadow yourself from time to time.

- But, even though you’re genuinely having the time of your life: all good things must come to an end. The snow begins to melt, the plows come through, and you’re left with no real reason to stay at the Peltzer residence for any longer. 

- And so, you must say goodbye: you gather up your things and get hugs from everyone in the family, thanking them for their hospitality as they tell the two of you to drive safely. 

- Billy is honestly sad when you finally have to leave. He got to play house and be around the girl he loves without the stress of any time restraints for over a day so of course he’s going to be disappointed when it’s finally over. I’m sure he’d be praying that his car wouldn’t start so that he could have you with him for just a bit longer. But alas, it sputters to life and he’s forced to drive you home. 

- During the drive, you take notice of his solemn demeanor and, as you park in front of your house, you kiss him on the cheek and tell him not to worry; assuring him that you’ll come over again soon enough and that maybe you’ll stay the night more often. 

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GREMLINS HEADCANONS(GENDERS, SEXUALITIES, PRONOUS AND NEURODIVERGENT) PART 3:

Mohawk is Genderfluid, Femboy, Spidergender(spiderboy) and Bisexual Polyamorous and bulimic

George is Bisexual

Lenny is Transmasc and Gay

Daffy is Transmasc and Pansexual

Brain is Bi-Curious

Vegetable gremlin is Plantgender, Genderflora and Abrosexual

Greta is Transfem and Almondsexual

Bat is Batgender and Novisexual

GREMLINS HEADCANONS(GENDERS, SEXUALITIES, PRONOUS AND NEURODIVERGENT) PART 2:

Stripe is Polysexual

Hanskins is Genderfaun, Bear brotherhood heteromanic

Blender is Bigender and Fraysexual Lithoromantic

Plate Thrower is Demiboy and Achillean

Christmas Tree is Polygender and Demiromantic

Earl is Straight Ally and has Complex PTSD

GREMLINS HEADCANONS(GENDERS, SEXUALITIES, PRONOUS AND NEURODIVERGENT):

Gizmo is AroAceflux

Claw is Girflux and Straight Ally

Algernon is/will be transfem, is aceflux and Noggin is her(his) Deadname

Snout is Straight Ally

Gaptooth is Non-Binary and AroAce

Snout Jr. is Omnisexual

Bucky is Demiboy and AroAce and has ADHD 60%

Duckface is Intersex and Bisexual

Warbler is Demigirl AroAce, and has Autism and complex PTSD

Punk Mogwai is Demiboy and Bisexual

Lucky is Non-Binary and Polysexual Diamoric-romantic

BoBo is Demiboy and Twink

EXTRAS:

Claw is a Yandere (hehe)

Duckface is a FUTA (Muahahaha)

GREMLINS SHIPS THAT I HATE FOR MY SOUL FOREVER AND EVER

So here the list of ships of my also my fav series, THAT I HATE!!! and their reasons:

Gizmo X Stripe (IT'S "INCEST", P3D0 AND romanticizes toxic and abusive couples. If you support this ship, please stay 20,000 galaxies from me and DNI).

Stripe X Mohawk (THAT'S FUCKING SELFCEST YOU IDIOT >:/)

Claw X Gizmo (The same as Gizmo X Stripe, but the series already shows that this is not normal)

Gizmo X Algernon/Noggin (Are you fucking delulu, that will be "incest" and forcing a friendship)

Sam X Elle (THEY'RE FRIENDS AND IT WILL BE FORCING A FRIENDSHIP)

Billy X Gizmo (THAT IS ZOOPHILIA. Billy is alteady with his true love Katie. GET A LIFE NOW)

Snout X Snout Jr./Bucky/Duckface (INCEST AND IT'S DISGUSTING)

Gaptooth X Everyone (I Just headcanon Gaptooth as AroAce)

Lenny X Gizmo (LENNY X GEORGE > THIS SHIT)