#greg twomp

Love y'all lol!

🌸: Whatever Argos makes me do, to be honest.

👁️: I’d like to keep it a secret :3

🌿: being alone… again…

🧩: Oh, I’ll probably just eat a few chocolates or something!

❕: Me. I’ll be wearing the maid dress.

❓: *points to Oliver* (yes the mf said he’s doing Oliver)

🏠: … Things single folks do on valentines.

Everybody give everyone hugs and also do selfcare. Keep up your great work, pals!

👁️: I hug Mr Plant all the time!!

🌸: And he makes me do self care.

🌿: … do I haaave to..?

🧩: I do! I get my hugs from @an-theduckin!

❕: Oh, I should hug Adam more then!

❓: *shakes his head*

🏠: I’ll do self care.

🌹: don’t worry, I try to give Mr Flower plenty of “hugs”

🌿: why’d you use finger quotes when you said hugs??

🌹: …

🌿: … why?

🌹: …

This is a twomp based ask blog, and I probably won’t do that good of a job staying in character sometimes so my excuse is autism Au or something.

👁️: Argos is speaking

🌸: Mr Plant is speaking

🌿: Mr Flower is speaking

🐍: Out of character(s)

————Update characters!————

🧩: Mark is speaking!

❕: Oliver is speaking!

❓: Adam is silent. But he’s doing something.

🏠: The house guy, Mr Plant’s prior boss. His name is Greg.

🌹: Thorn is speaking! Thorn is @voidbeau’s oc, I just yoinked him and turned him autistic (https://www.tumblr.com/voidbeau/735221939065503744/depression-and-anxiety-have-been-kicking-my-ass)

🥩: Aller is speaking! Aller is by @ang31ey3s-d3mons3edz Y’know the guy from the self ship they got also YEAH MORE OCS IN HERE.

♥️: Zach, the heart guy who got decapitated that one time. Yeah he’s alive again, and speaking!

💀: Any dead character

Asking rules are quite simple. There is none. You can ask anything, and I WILL respond. You could say the most vile thing and I’ll still make Argos cry over it. (This may come back to bite me in the ass later.)

Ask is always open :D

also if you ask about a character I didn’t add, I’ll add them.

I love you Greg.

👁️: I’D BE IN TEARS. EVERYONE. Except Mr Flower, I’d hope I made him off himself!! *giggles like some sick fuck*

🌸: Eh, I’d be like moderately sad about Mark, Oliver, and Thorn, I’d be sobbing if Argos or Adam died, catch me being depressed again if Mr Flower died, and if Aller died, I’d throw a party.

🌿: I’d be in tears, too. They’d be sad tears unless it was Argos, cause he always tells me to kms :(

🧩: I’d be really sad…

❕: I’d cry so hard. I’d be crying for days.

❓: *shrugs*

❓: *points to Oliver, then Mr Plant. Making a little crying gesture too I guess idk.*

🏠: I don’t really know anyone…

🌹: I wouldn’t care unless it was Mr Flower. Can’t have aloe vera boy dying.

🥩: I’d be sad if it was Mark, I’d sob if it was Argos, I’d piss on his grave if it was Mr Plant.

Coke or Pepsi?

There is a wrong answer and you will be graded.

👁️: Pepsi!

🌸: Coke.

🌿: Coke!

🧩: I don’t like either…

❕: Pepsi, of course.

❓: *shakes head*

🏠: both of them, mixed together.

👁️: what the fuck

🌸: I won’t work for you anymore.

🏠: fuck.

🌸: Mike hockburns?

👁️: Mr Plant, you don’t have a cock.

🌸: what I was just saying his name-

👁️: no.

🌿: Wait, Mike hockburns?

👁️: You don’t have one either!

🌿: huh-

❕: Dang man. You wanna go to CVS to fix that?

❓: *Silent laughter*

🏠: … Same.

🥩: Oh, just like, grab it and go like *grabs a banana and tears it in half*

🥩: That usually fixes it.

🌹: I can’t give any advice, I don’t got one. Being a flower man and all.

(I’m sorry I just really like Greg)

(🐍: shit I don’t know my genres I’ll have do a googlin’)

👁️: pop!

🌸: Heavy metal. You should expect this.

🌸: Argos… basic ass motherfucker… cute basic ass motherfucker, but nonetheless.

🌿: I’m sorry, it’s super weird, but I ONLY listen to music from things I play… mostly bugsnax…

🧩: That’s hard, there’s so many! Definitely not metal though, it’s too loud and spooks me…

🌸: … I’ll let that pass because you’re Mark.

🧩: Is that good or bad tho-

❕: POP!!!!!

❓: *Holding a really bad drawing of Argos and Oliver with a = in between them and handing it to Mr Plant*

🌸: *Looking at it*

🌸: Yep.

🏠: I like country.

🌹: the kind that pays me really well. Shitty bands who think they’re the stuff. You know how many names I have y o i n k e d from people like that? I got like 30 Brads. I’ve started thinking about selling some, or something.

🥩: Metal.

🌸: hm. Not bad, boyfriend stealer. Not bad at all.

🥩: oooh does that mean I can come near Argos without getting smacked with a bat now?