#greg look

hey remember that time my trainer asked me about my goals for the new year, neglecting to specify FITNESS goals, and i told him “i’d like to try to stop talking about my drug history on the internets so often” 

SUDDENLY DEER ALL TJE DEER DEER WITH CLAWS INSTEAD OF HOOVES THAT MOVE EERILY SILENTLY DEER WITH FANGS AND ROTTING FACES EXPOSED FLESH AND BONE THAT YOU DO NOT NOTICE UNTIL THEY ARE STANDING BESIDE YOU DEER THAT HAVE POISON IN THEIR MOUTHS AND VENOM IN THEIR FANGS DEER WITH QUILLS AND SPINES DEER THAT LURE CHILDREN INTO THE WOODS AS SACRIFICES TO THE OLD GODS IN THE CENTER OF THE FOREST INFECTED WITH A MYSTERIOUS PLAGUE YET THEY DO NOT DIE D EE R

OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO SHOUT ABOUT THIS last weekend while having taco brunch me and griphus saw a lady zoom down the sidewalk in a pink barbie jeep about 20 feet behind her was the little girl she stole it from, running and yelling

i was looking for that gif of the red panda who gets surprised by the zookeeper and falls down but instead i accidentally searched for "rad panda" it is half red pandas and half regular pandas in sunglasses on skateboards