Who is more likely to do some shady stuff for the other?
Toph is def the one doing the more shady shit. Greer’s a little more on the practical side.
Which one playfully calls the other a bitch and which one sarcastically calls the other an asshole?
Greer constantly tells Toph he’s her bitch, but it’s all affectionate
Which one is more likely to purposefully act in a way that will make their partner jealous?
It was something that had seemed fun when they first got together, but they’re both too possessive of each other for it to really happen anymore
Who is more petty / passive aggressive when they’re upset?
Toph is petty in general but Greer can be damn passive aggressive when she’s upset.
Which one is most likely to get into a fight on the other’s behalf
Pffffft bold of you to assume they wouldn’t both throw hands for the other
Which one is the most likely to bail the other out of jail?
Yeah, no, neither one of them is getting arrested.
Who is more likely to initiate mischief of any kind? And does the other stand back and watch or try to stop them?
Toph def starts it and Greer rarely steps in to stop it. Often times, she joins in.
Which one purposefully annoys the other one to see how long it takes for them to snap?
Toph but only because it usually ends with him getting tied up.
Which ones gets protective because ‘only I’m allowed to bully you!’
Greer. Only she’s allowed to be a bitch to Topher and that’s because she always makes up for it later.
Who is the one to apologize first when things are pushed too far
Greer but she always sounds annoyed when she apologizes. She’s not, but she hates being in the wrong.
Who one ups the other when they proclaim their love? (”no I love you more” “No I love you more.”)
Neither and they constantly makes jokes about wanting to be offed if they ever get to that level of disgustingly sappy.