Me: -reblogs Disaster Captain thing-
Also me: -falls asleep for 4 hours and wakes up to a bajillion notes- wuh happun
Also:
What other kind of Disaster Captain is there, that's a given.
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Me: -reblogs Disaster Captain thing-
Also me: -falls asleep for 4 hours and wakes up to a bajillion notes- wuh happun
Also:
What other kind of Disaster Captain is there, that's a given.

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3 Fictional Characters: Hondo Ohnaka, Ni'ul, Griffin McElroy
abby i can barely comprehend the BDE it must have taken to not only include my (technically our but lbr shes mine) own fucking OC but also incorporate an element of my beliefs thatâs obscure even by IRF standards. what the fuck?
Holland met Kell's eyes over the glass, and beyond the words and the bravado, he saw something else in the man's gaze. Mercy. Kell's chest ached with relief as he said, 'Thank you.' 'For what?' said Holland coldly. 'I'm not doing this for you.'... Holland was proving horrible company. Kell had tried to keep the conversation alive, ut it was like stoking coals after a bucket of water had been poured on them, nothing but fragile whisps of smoke... It was strange, fighting beside Kell instead of against him, the resonance of their styles, so different but somehow in sync - unnerving. 'You've gotten better,' he observed.
These are such great examples of this thing I mentioned where Kell and Holland understand each other really well when theyâre either talking around things or not talking at all, even if they can barely carry on a conversation.
@greenreticule replied to your post: tlj spoilers-Sorry for bothering you but I just...
Gotta admit though, I was DYING with laughter when Kyloâs attempted bisection of Luke didnât take.
Yes, I was dying at how confused Kylo was when he realized Luke had been fucking with him. It was like being able to watch the end of the Vader-Kenobi Duel if Vader hadnât had a mask on. Classic Skywalker âHuh?????âÂ
Owning your enemy by scrambling his stupid Skywalker brain and then snarking on your way out the door, leaving only a giant robe blowing in the breeze. Obi-Wan was probably bawling and cheering and throwing roses at Luke from the great beyond, because that right there is a death Obi-Wan himself couldnât have done better. đ
@greenreticule replied to your post: ackmenascantina: So guess who left the theater...
i feel so called out on that essay-generator bot XD
Hahahahaha, if I were ever to try to write a non-smartass recap/review of Star Wars I would probably end up with elements of that in my response, too.Â
The best Star Wars fans are the ones who can see our own ridiculousness. đ

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I......i should have seen this coming.... but truly...responding to my silly text posts? it is YOU who are the good lad
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ARE YOU GOING TO A COMIC CON??? HAVE ALL THE FUN
THANKS
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relatively new follower here. i followed you from snark wars. i know EXACTLY what i'm getting into :P
Hahahahaha, I love this. Yes, this tumblr is probably not especially surprising to anyone whoâs spent time on my other blog. (Thanks for following, and thanks for reading Snark Wars too! đ)