Bill probably wouldnāt have built the Pokemon Storage System if he knew just how much maintenance it was going to require. Of course there would be some; it was just a natural process of a living piece of software. But it seemed like every year there was more and more to do and less time to do it.
Every time he was just about to get his hands really dirty with some machine or another, someone would ping his computer with what they claimed to be an urgent request. They were usually anything but: forgotten passwords, trouble logging in, storage upgrade requests.
Despite their minimal importance, Bill always fulfilled the requests with an uncanny timeliness. The response time was advertised as two to six business days, but Bill took pride in always delivering in one. He understood that the inability to reach oneās pokemon could count as a personal emergency, and he didnāt want to deny that kind of access to anyone, even for a second.
...with a few exceptions. Every so often he would recognize the name on a request and it would leave a bad taste in his mouth. Bullies from high school, socially inept friends-of-friends who rubbed him the wrong way, people who ate the last piece of food without offering it to the rest of the table first. Bill would see requests from these kinds of people and let them rot for the full six days before getting to them.
It wasnāt particularly malicious. He wasnāt breaking any contracts or laws. And, if he was being honest, whatever minuscule amount of power gotten from this act didnāt make him feel any better. It was just a bad habit at this point, and he couldnāt stop.
He was currently on day five out of six of sitting on one such request, which belonged to one Green Oak. Yes, that Green Oak: grandson of Sam, former champion of Kanto, current gym leader of Viridian. Green had been and done many things in his life so far, but to Bill heād always be that smug, unhelpful brat from ten years ago, the one whoād refused to help him in his greatest hour of need.
He thought about it every time Greenās credentials popped up on his computer screen, how terribly afraid heād been. How small heād felt, trapped inside the body of a clefairy. How relieved he was when someone finally showed up to his cabin, and all they had to do was switch on a button!Ā But Green had looked around, nabbed one of the tickets to the fancy SS Anne party, and left without a word. And with that, Green had doomed himself to an eternity of personally-cultivated slow storage system customer service.
Bill relished in this thought as he glanced over the current list of requests, sipping his third coffee of the day (number three meant it was just before lunchtime). Green couldnāt even know that what was happening was intentional; it was the perfect crime. Satisfied, Bill drained the last of his coffee before starting on the requests of those who hadnāt egregiously wronged him.
That was when the knock at the door came. Company always was a happy distraction from the mind-numbing work of maintenance. Bill left his computer, whistling some undiscernible melody, and went to answer the door.Ā
āWhat can I do ya for?ā he asked, throwing the door open wide. His face fell the second he saw who exactly had come knocking: the one and only Green Oak.