CURRENTLY CLOSED, KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR NEXT TIME
ETA: I’M A DUMBASS AND FORGOT ONLY BEST FRIENDS CAN USE SHOVELS FCUK all items are now above ground
Catmint Wilds is currently experiencing a Grebulok infestation! Grebulok are shy beasties who utilitize protective camouflage to transform into useless-looking objects (laundry, leaves, bags of shiny rocks) in hopes of deterring predators. While their demeanor is quite endearing, the burrows they leave behind when they flee is driving our islanders to drink. Please help us rehome these bizarre shape-shifting menaces by using Dodo Code (currently not open) to find, catch, and tame your own Grebulok. In return for your heroic efforts, feel free to take any fruit or flowers you fancy, utilize our excellent shops, or simply stroll the beaches and enjoy the rain. We’re counting on you!
Rules:
—DO NOT:
Be a dick. Hatespeech is not tolerated, and neither is harassment. You’ll end up same place as that park ranger.
Be afraid to have fun and stuff your pockets
Narc if you find a “””hay””” “””bed”””
Feed a Grebulok goat’s milk on a Thursday. It won’t harm it, but your life will be interesting for several hours.
Say hello to me, as I’m gonna be leaving this open awhile and will inevitably be AFK at points (and I’m really really shy,, sorry,,)
And absolutely,
positively,
no barking like a seal.
It upsets me.
—DO:
Dig up Grebuloks to tame them and adopt them
Adopt as many Grebuloks if you like, but consider putting it back in its burrow if you have one like it at home—it would get terribly confusing, after all!
Unless you sent it to a friend, of course. Be sure to include Grebulok Chow (located in our gift shop)
Pick fruit and flowers at will, fish for Coelacanth, catch snails (The last Park Ranger was exterminated by a small fellow with a great hat early this month)
Say hello to Blobs Magician
Say hello to Margie who is absolutely not a criminal this has hit Youtube I can’t fcukinh
Say hello to non-disaster-related villagers
Visit Arlo Jetta Darjeeling I in her in-house habitat
SAVE US ALL
