#greatdean

The Rules: 1. Always post the rules.
2. Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones.
3. Tag 11 people and link them.
4. Let them know they are tagged.

I was tagged by: castheprincess

Mine: 

1. Do you cosplay, if so, as who?

- No I don't.

2.What’s your favorite accent?

- American, but a really strong southern accent. Also Australian.

3. Are you a leftie or a rightie?

- Rightie.

4. What’s your OTP?

- THERES SO MANY TO PICK FROM OMG. umm. Destiel, Stony, Punklee and Stydia.

5. Have you ever been to a convention, if so, which one?

- Tragically not. I want to though but I have no money.

6. Marvel or DC?

- Definitely Marvel!

7.Are you superstitious or psychic in any way?

- Hell no.

8.Do you have or have you had braces? 

- I had braces for 4 years. Had them taken out like 2 years ago though.

9.Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

- A little bit of both. I'm shy when I meet new people and being in public but after knowing me for 10 minutes, i'll be the most outgoing person you'll ever meet.

10.What’s the lowest grade you’ve ever gotten in school?

- An E in my History exam.

11. Do you bite your lip or nails?

- Both.

Now it's time for your questions:

1. Which TV show do you obsess over the most?

2. If you could marry any fictional character, which character would it be?

3. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

4. Whats your guilty pleasure?

5. If you could have a pet unicorn, what would you name it?

6. What one song could you listen too for the rest of your life?

7. Dream place to live in the world.

8. Name your top 3 OTPs and also your top 3 BROTPs.

9. Do you have any embarrassing nicknames? If yes, what are they?

10. Have you met anyone famous before?

do you want kids? if so, how many? Based on the sci-fi novel I've been writing in my head for a couple years now, I'll need at least 200 for my test results to be statistically significant

if you could have any one superpower, what would it be? Telekinesis? Telepathy? I'm going to move shit with my brain okay and I'm going to start by putting a snowplow through my asshole-roommate's window

what’s your favorite song? Anything by the Vaccines? Wetsuit is probably my favourite but I listened to Norgaard at least forty times while finishing my homework.

do you have any pets? what kind and what are their names? I had a dog named Lexus and did not get why it was weird to have a dog named Lexus until 15 or so

your favorite thing about yourself? My cellular surface tension 

if you could kill someone without getting caught, would you do it? Yeah, probably. There's at least a couple people whose deaths would genuinely make the world a better place.

you can live in any fictional universe you want. where do you choose? Definitely the POKEMON UNIVERSE OH MY GOD

what is/was your favorite subject in school? AP Bio in high school, mostly my J-lit classes in university

do you like to sing? Yes but I suck

do you ever swear? yes

MY QUESTIONS

1. Besides wood, apples, and very small rocks, what floats in water?

2. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers and there's four handfuls in three pecks, what will be the taxation rate on Peter's peck given the king has begun a war with the Lollypop Guild and needs extra revenue to supply his jelly warriors? 

3. Cake or death?

4. What is the linear curve of Miley Cyrus's ass in the three stages of the lunar cycle: pre-twerk, mid-twerk, and post-twerk? Draw a graph.

5. What happens to a lactose-intolerant werewolf if you put them on the moon given the moon is made of cheese?

6. Where are my pants? Show your work.

7. Ten gay guys are playing poker. What is the probability that at least one of them will draw a straight?

8. Prove mass. You may not use a calculator or the blood of Christ.

9. Why isn't this cannon ____?

10. Find the value of hella.

Tagged

I had a very fucked up dream in which I went to Germany to meet up with Lily and we went to this bar and it was great but then this street peddler showed up and started trying to force us to buy his line hibiscus-infused beauty products and he started yelling and the manager showed up and made him leave.

But the manager was a psychopath and became fixated on us and went nuts. Out of nowhere a Swiss girl showed up, said she was in love with me, and we walked around Heidelberg and she decided we were getting married so she bought me a castle. It was nighttime (because of all the walking around) and I didn't want to go into the castle because it looked haunted so we went to her work with was a generic office type place and the psychopath manager was there with a gun and Lily all tied to a chair.

At this point Derek Hale and Melissa McCall showed up and started trying to save us (me, Lily, the Swiss girl named Angelica). There's a struggle and the gun goes off and the psycho manager is bleeding from the leg. I grab the gun but it's empty and I can hear the manager pulling a new gun out of his leg holster and walking around trying to find us, so I duck into one of the empty cubicles, curl into a ball, and try to be as silent as possible while a deranged killer is hunting me. 

Praise the lord, Derek pulls his shit together and grabs the manager and holds him so I can shoot him repeatedly in the heart. The first gun has a secret compartment that shoots a giant ass pearl (it was totally logical that you could shoot a pearl out of a gun and it would be effective) but the guy was already deader than dead so Melissa convinced me to keep the pearl and make it into an engagement ring for Angelica. 

thank you Lily :’) you too <3

It’s like I can feel in my guts! Idek why D: But if you think about it we’ve barely seen him through s3b..it’s like they’re “preparing” us, getting us used to his absence! 

HALLELUJAH