#graysonlmao

controls the remote: grayson??? although sadie would try to fight it 110% but she would fail which means you get a salty sadie

controls the furnace: sadiE just bc she’s so stubborn that she would legit stand by it if he ever tried to change it and as soon as he did she would change it right back

makes nachos at 2 am: .... they’re both very likely, but i think that grayson is still a more likely too

really really likes Candy Crush: sadie she definitely gets so competitive about it and hes gotta be like yo chill...

drinks directly from the orange juice jug: graysoN definitely all the time

tracks mud inside the house: grayson most likely and she’s always like bish.... tf

takes the kids out of school early to go to a baseball game: sadiE she woulds probs take her kids out for whatever reason tho like just for fun lets do it

does crafts and leaves them half-finished on the table: ima say sadie?? 

Tucker ⇀ Grayson 

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

Tucker: Alright, man, this is the last fucking straw. I’ve been cordial and played along and I haven’t gotten involved, but you and I both know that Ernest would never get in this sort of trouble on his own.Tuck: I swear to God if it happens again we’re going to have a problem.. He never acted this way until you two started hanging out more, and if you’re the reason that his life goes to shit.. It won’t be pretty. Chill out, man.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

Tucker: You haven’t happened to see my Huskies jersey, have you? Ernest said he had it in his bag at your place the other night and may have left it there.. No worries if you don’t have it, just thought I’d ask.

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

Tucker: You haven’t seen Ernest have you? Tucker: He hasn’t come home and I got a drunk call from him earlier Tucker: If you see him, please let me know and I’ll come get him Tucker: I can get you both if you’re together and need a rideTucker: Sorry for a million texts I’m just in a bit of a panic

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

controls the remote: they fuckin’ fight each other over it okay someone gets punched daily

controls the furnace: Grayson bc he says Ernest doesn’t know how to work it

makes nachos at 2 am: Grayson munchies hello

really really likes Candy Crush: Ernest bc the only one worse than him at it is Grayson

drinks directly from the orange juice jug: Grayson 

tracks mud inside the house: Grayson

takes the kids out of school early to go to a baseball game: Ernest because Grayson makes a big fuckinG deal about needing sleep

does crafts and leaves them half-finished on the table: Ernest 

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

lily: why do i drink so much lily: why does drinking alone always lead to singing to my dog...

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

lily: i may have to kill everyone in this town because i am that bored.

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

lily: i wont remember this, but ur cute when im drunk but ONLY when im drunk.

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. 

If you snuck into my room I would:

[ X ] Go back to sleep                 [  ] Kick you out[ ] Cuddle with you                   [ X ] Be like “How in the world?”[ X ] Let you sleep on the floor    [  ] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged) I would:

[ X ] Kiss or hug you back                       [ X ] Smile and laugh[  ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable        [  ] Push you away[ X ] Be shocked                                       [  ] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:

[  ] No          [ X ] Yes          [  ] Most certainly not.          [ ] Without hesitation.

You are:

[ ] Cute          [ X ] Adorable          [ X ] Attractive          [ ] Beautiful[  ] Okay         [  ] Ugly                 [  ] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a:

[  ] Stranger          [  ] Acquaintance          [  ] Ally[ X ] Friend              [  ] Love                        [  ] Rival [  ] Enemy

I find you to be:

If you snuck into my room I would:

[  ] Go back to sleep                 [ x ] Kick you out[  ] Cuddle with you                   [ x ] Be like “How in the world?”[  ] Let you sleep on the floor    [ x ] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged) I would:

[  ] Kiss or hug you back                       [ ] Smile and laugh[ x ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable        [ x ] Push you away[ x ] Be shocked                                       [ x ] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:

[  ] No          [  ] Yes          [ x ] Most certainly not.          [  ] Without hesitation.

You are:

[  ] Cute          [  ] Adorable          [  ] Attractive          [  ] Beautiful[  ] Okay         [  ] Ugly                 [ x ] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a:

[ x ] Stranger          [  ] Acquaintance          [  ] Ally[  ] Friend              [  ] Love                        [  ] Rival [  ] Enemy

I find you to be: