meme!! for elena and ava / [text]: Yeah but who says we canât be shitfaced and tan at the same time? / [text]: It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you. / [text]: Refresh my memory â were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
âyeah but who says we canât be shitfaced and tan at the same time?â
[text] i donât tan. i donât do the whole âsitting in the sunâ, especially not with alcohol. the last time i was in hawaii, i burnt and i was drinking way too much tequila...[text] however, if you want to tan and get âshitfacedâ, iâll supervise and then when youâre all done iâll be inside ready for you.
âit stopped being casual for me when i waxed my vagina for you.â
[text] i never asked you to do that![text] it was appreciated and cute, but i definitely didnât ask you to do that.[text] however, as nice as it would be to not keep this casual... i have a family, elena. i have to keep this casual. i hope you and your vagina are okay with that.
ârefresh my memory â were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?â
[text] you were yelling âmy girlfriend is fucking hot! iâm gonna totally get laid tonight!â[text] and then proceeded to jump up on the table and show off, i guess. [text] seriously, i cannot take you out anywhere. i think it was me choosing to leave and them forcing me to choose to leave.[text] letâs just hope no one puts a youtube video of it up... and if they do, that my face isnât in it.Â