#grandfalloonfics

Something something assassins i dont remember the title: basically what became the essembly. the cast was team ryder’s squad. they had very similar names to what their names are in the essembly, and roughly similar appearances (the cast is significantly more queer and less white among other things now, although a couple cast members were either korean or japanese to begin with so thats where the rest of the casts influence came from). anyways, this group was an underground organization that killed criminals and stuff bc they didnt trust the justice system to do it for them. they were in male/female pairs. i came up with it after a standardized test with my table mate and best friend at the time, since we could only communicate by writing notes back and forth, that’s what came out of it. 

Lights: a simple story about two Heteros who get in a small private plane accident and one of them loses her memory. I think they were named Jace and Darien?

Life+Death:  i dont remember most of the title for this one i know its longer than that. basically a man and woman are spared from the mass death of everyone on earth as some sort of cleanse. he lives in california and is a zookeeper and is tasked with restoring animal life to the planet. she lives in russia and is supposed to bring plant life back. together, in a sort of “Harmony” way they can put life back on earth, and i dont mean that in a cishet procreation way. im pretty sure they were both gay which, go past me,

Guinevere:  this ones all over the place so ill just copy/paste the summary: Her whole life, a little girl is able to know what's going to happen any point in time from now. (It's impossible to change what happens, like, if she sees someone getting shot, in two hours, no one can stop it from happening. It will happen eventually). She sees something happening, something bad, the killing of someone or something. Someone does manage to stop it, way into the future. The stopping creates a Paradox, which breaks the bond between the psychic realm (the one the girl can see into) and reality, causing ghosts, demons, and stuff to enter the real world. There's only one person who can fix the paradox, but sadly he's born 30 years after the girl dies. The girl must leave clues to this guy so that when he's 15 he can stop the paradox.

Criminology High: this is like the only novel-length finished thing that ive done, but to be fair i worked on it with two other people (my best friends in 8th grade). it started out as a bones/ncis crossover self insert thing but we Totally Changed The Names and the self inserts were a little idealized and definitely changed a bit (shitty 8th grade us romanticized some mental illnesses that we didnt have. although from my last reread of it we at least wrote them well lmao). Basically there was a program to get kids into criminal justice, that basically selected kids from an existing database, paired them up with professionals, and had them solve cases. it was a cute premise for 8th graders, and we all co wrote it by passing notebooks around, and i would type them up and update the fanfiction.net page (since archived and deleted). ive liveblogged it before i think . im still really fond of it even tho it was shitty and i was a Cishet in it. at least i was a cishet that liked bugs and autopsies.

Muse (Status Captus): okay this was freshman year and i was really into dr who and anime so this... feels like those to me. i have a list of a couple characters that i dont even /recognize/ which brings my oc total up a couple numbers bc i forgot about them. anyways, as far as i remember of this, theres 4 time travellers that have to stop an evil trio of gods from destroying the world, and they have to find the good gods and team up with them. this got super watered down and became the religeon that another character of mine, codah, practices. it was really steampunk and science fiction iirc. 

Never had a good working title detective: This was honestly one of the things tiny me did that I’m really proud of. The POV character is a blind detective with a small local pd. She goes speed dating and had a really cool best friend. Her work partner was also pretty great. I just wish the crime aspect of it was a little better planned out. Each chapter ended with an interview segment from a biography about her? I think? and it was also written with the explicit intent to be marketed heavily as an audiobook. I even toyed with writing some of it as a script instead, but that never got very far (i was doing that for screnzy one year i think)

HG: New Earth: Okay this is basically hunger games fanfic, but it takes place in a different, post-alien invasion earth, and also hunger games are worldwide and i think a surrogate for war??? which is a dumb concept i guess but we needed an excuse. anyways, the cast was big, and racist. im so sorry @ past me for thinking that. Anyways I spent two years email rping this with a friend of mine. we had a cast of 4 characters that teamed up right away and would always get into Shenanigans in the huge arena that did i mention was all of australia

New Earth: Anyways we took the earth from that universe and made shitty hetalia ocs based off the countries in it. dont look at me. freshman year was bad.

Team 20/20: For a couple years i had a real big obsession with criminal justice (I wanted to be a coroner so I got my hands on all the tru crime and tv shows I could get). Anyways I was pissed off at baby boomers so I made a cast of detectives that are all millennials and also all had weird names, cool colored hair, were big sjws and i think they were all really queer and poly together. and it pissed off their supervisor, an old man named daniel. that was their entire purpose.

Alice: This was an Inception/Eureka crossover sort of thing, although it wasn’t directly either of those. It was a couple of characters chasing a bad guy through the dream worlds and also theyre all really smart. Kind of had an alice in wonderland feel, which is where I assume the main characters name came from.

Shitty Harry Potter Self Insert: This is the oldest out of all of them, but basically her name is Loup, and please, pray tell, can you guess what she was? A werewolf. I usually set her stories in tom riddle’s era, and she was a waitress in hogsmede while going to school.

When It’s Already Been Said: This was a short story I wrote that was about a girl who is mute (i feel like thats not the right term so pls correct me if im wrong) and flies to meet her long distance best friend but after years and years of sending each other letters and she never once mentioned that she cant talk and her best friend is really shitty about it at first but then i think he comes around? i thought i was cool for not writing a romance, and i was also struggling with some nonverbal issues at the time but thats not the same thing and past me didnt really realize that. i submitted this to a short story anthology thing and won and they ended up printing it but its like size 6 font and in tiny columns all over the page. bad.

Time Tourists: This was a fun set of little scenes of this couple who were like in their mid thirties who had a time machine but only used it for attending fancy parties or cool events. basically used it for going on dates instead of anything useful. I originally planned for them to run into some drama on one of their excursions into the past but decided it was more fun to just leave them as having fun. their names were carlotta and rhett. I think rhett was from the past and carlotta from the future? and one of them had a time machine?

Fantrolls:  i really dont want to detail all the stories of my fantrolls but just know they were shitty and i had a lot of them. they weren’t /that/ shitty bc somehow i managed to land a spot on a fantroll help blog for a while

Butterfly: This was a short story that I turned into a poem for an assignment but basically this character (one of my first gay characters that /wasnt/ from new earth or fanfiction) is a teacher at a high school and he’s being haunted by this freaky symbol he found as a kid and he’s dedicated his life to figuring out what the symbol meant. he failed the detectives exams or smth and became a teacher instead, but his best friend is a detective, and i think his boyfriend was also a teacher? cant remember. either way he accidently kills his boyfriend in order to set a trap to force the police to investigate the symbol for him. he meant for the person who died to be someone else.

Insert Disc One: Homestuck rip off. People put a spam disc into their computer and are sucked into a game and have to fight their way out. Hather and RJ were the only two characters i made up for it. Neither have any sort of useful game experience.

TIW:  this has a shitty name so im just shortening it so i dont have to think about it but its basically my fansession. four kids. they do the homestuk thing.

Chase and Gwen: okay i have two extremely fleshed out ocs and literally no story to go with them theyre just really detailed average people. chase works at a record store. gwen is vegan. idk what else to say abt them

Casting Beyond the Moon: Gay Necromancers. started as a short story, then a comic, then the basis of a novel. urban fantasy. one of them is no longer dead.

Eos and Nix: these two girls are in love but separated by cultures. one lives above ground, in the light, another underground, in the dark. it was written epistolary, and exercised voice since the light can only use positive language, and the dark negative.

Levels over Sky: some teenagers/young adults in hell. need to learn life lessons before they can go to heaven. 

Technical Difficulties: A bunch of faeries use their powers for theatre instead of anything actually useful. theyre also all gay and all trans sorry i dont make the rules. theres one cishet on the cast. one.

Neopets Story: All my neopets ocs are on a boat together and its Fun

The Essembly: basically something something assassins only more polished up and with the addition of cj’s team

Mal: Set on a slightly less terrible New Earth, Mal runs away and Codah and Atl have to go find them and also all three of them are in love

 Yellow sands: I call it gay sand tempest bc its abt people getting stranded due to a storm and also theres sand and magic. And Gay.

You feel like a fool pining over him like you have been. Twice a fool, now that you think in two months you’ll be on literally the other side of the world from him.

-No. I haven’t.

-Tsk, tsk, Cody.

She followed her reply with a string of icons suggesting she expected the two of you to marry and have at least six biracial babies together. Your tablet vibrates again before you can reply.

The next ten minutes found the pair on the floor, leaning against the couch, legs stretched under the coffee table. Ryder picked through her chow mein, not quite hungry but needing to do something with her hands. They shake as she lifts her chopsticks to her mouth, sending noodles and cabbage drifting into her lap. She and Kaiden freeze.

~*Kaladins pov*~

The chasms were dark as night and shallan was rlly cold. The pale shaft of light that managed to reach us in the dark chasm lit his face which was covered in little water drops everywhere. They sparkled. He shivered so i took off my coat and put it around his thin pale frame. "Thanks, k-Kaladin," he says in that quiet nerdy voice. not my usual, but nice. (a/n: see what i did there ^_^??) He shivered. 

"what if we wait here I asked him. "its to cold to keep going." He nods and leans against the wall. I watch him pull my coat around himself tighter and i realize just how pretty he is, for a scholar. A tear rolled down his cheek and his lips quivered. "what's wrong?" i asked.

"i dont want to die alone."  i put my hands on his shoulders and lock his blue orbs with my brown ones.

"you're not alone, I'm here." he looks at the floor

"i mean alone." And i realize d what he meant. 

~*Shallans pov*~

He kisses my forehead and then kisses my mouth. He's all hot and wet b/c the rain earlier and, since he gave me his coat he was shirtless. he lapped hungrily at my mouth, his tongue pressing for entrance. he explored all of my teeth as his hands pushed his coat off my shoulders. I opened my eyes to find his glowing. he was glowing all over; he lifted me in his strong arms and pinned me to the wall. we kissed some more and when he stepped back to undo his belt i realized i was stuck to the wall!

"Kaladin?" I asked him quietly

"What?""Is there something you didnt tell me?"

"Damn," he swore and kissed me again so he wouldnt have to talk. I held his face as we kissed and felt the edges of his cool scars with my thumbs. hot. his steely manhood pressed against my sorta hard member. I cant believe i was doing this! I cried tears of happiness

"Are you okay, shal?" I nodded and wrapped my legs around his waste. I could hear the chasmfiend outside our little room.

"kiss me again!"

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