One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 3 Side A
Which crack ship do you prefer?
GramJam (Kureha x Brook)
Kidsopp (Kid x Usopp)
Kureha x Tsuru
Propaganda under the cut.
GramJam:
To me Kureha wouldn't mind Brook's unique style of flirting in fact she'd probably respond with some (shameless) flirting back. And seeing how flustered he became with Shaky simply responding to his question Kureha would cause his heart to leap out of his chest. (Although he doesn't have a heart Yohohohoho) Kureha is a doctor so walking talking skeleton would likely intrigue her, she would want to study Brook. Brook would actually be the younger one in this relationship. Picturing Chopper's horrified expression as he witnesses his crewmate and his teacher/mom flirt with each other brings me immense joy.
Listen... there is no base for them. I heard about it at one point I think in a crack ship forum that does not exist anymore. Beside the fact that they are both really cool old people, I feel like Doctorine would appreciate a boney boyfriend. She really deserves a younger boy toy that can keep her entertained (she is 141, Brook is 90 like... that is pretty big scandalous age gap too ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ) ). As for Brook he would be (of course) scared of her but she is like Choppers grand-/ma and he is obviously Choopers new Grandpa so that is a no-brainer. Seriously though since they are both not the youngest anymore Kureha lived throught the same time as Brook did while he was still alive. They can connect on a level that might be hard otherwise. Also can you imagine them just crashing any party together? Just look at the graphic that I put so much time into and tell me that they are not perfect.
Kidsopp: They have completely opposite demeanors, so the contrast of them being together as a couple is just really funny. their banter could be so good + Usopp would 100% think Kid's fighting style with massive mechs is the coolest (and scariest) shit EVER. Likewise I think Kid could get a kick out of some of Usopps inventions, AND i think Kid would find some of the equipment Usopp has cool (like the dials from skypiea). They could make the wackiest robots if they worked together + Size difference <3 (admittedly not a terribly big one considering this is one piece but still.)
Kureha x Tsuru: Grandma Yuri FTW! But also age gap, Tsuru may be old at 76, but Kureha's almost twice her age at 141. Tsuru is old and experienced and set in her ways as a Marine Vice Admiral, convinced of Justice being the correct path. Meanwhile Kureha, despite having far more life experience and seeing Tsuru as a young woman, is a rebel and a rabble-rouser. Kureha is a tough old bitch who sees through the pretensions of the World Government and the Marines, and she might be able to break through Tsuru's shell.
