#gradbash

So, we’re in our senior year of highschool (Urban and I), and as Floridians we are all flocking to Universal Studios. We are with our respective friend groups, and they all want to do something different. It’s about 8 or 9 PM and I start getting extremely hangry. So.. highschool me being the inconsiderate douche I am leaves my group with a mutual friend, who we will call Lesleaf, to get some food. Eventually we try to meet up with Urban, but she’s in line for the newHarry Potter ride- and boy was that a long line. So Lesleaf and I decide to go on this nearby kiddy ride figuring that it would be over around the same time Urban gets out. We get in line, and there’s this group of boys in front of us right? Now, keep in mind, Im wearing a Chesire Cat sweater. And this sweater is reallyfamous for attracting weird comments.One of the boys turns around to me in his brand new Minecraft Shirt- a creeper surroundedby flames- and Cargo shorts. He’s grinning and looking all gassed up. Meanwhile his friends kind of all take a step back with a look of horror on their face.“Hey,…Nice sweater. Where’s it from?” “Thanks! It’s from Alice in Wonderland I think.” I reply, innocently enough. “Oh- I’ve never seen it. What’s it about?” he asks. I have now recognized that this boy is trying to chat me up. I wasn’t really in the mood TBH so I tried shutting him down fast without being harsh. “It’s about a girl named Alice in Wonderland.” I reply dryly. He raises an eyebrow. This dude looks about 13 to me. “Are you my Alice?” He whispers.His group of friends are now covering their mouth in concern. Lesleaf is laughing her ass off and she nudges me: “Are you his Alice dude?” I take that as a challenge so I’m like: “No, but maybe she is.” I point at Lesleaf.He completely ignores it, and extends his hand and goes “Hi, Im Chuck(?) where are you from?”“Miami.” “Oh- Im from the real south.” He says, proudly. “Oh.” “I like wakin’ up, puttin’ on my boots, and heading to my daddy’s farm while I chew some wheat”EXACTLY LIKE THAT. HE SAID THAT. AT THIS POINT I THINK IM BEING TROLLED. Until one of his friends comes up to him and puts a hand on his shoulder and is like “Dude- come on leave them alone.”He brushes off his friend and he asks me If I want to sit with him and I said I’m notinterested. We go up to the front of the line and because the seats have a 4 person capacity, he sits with me anyway. After the ride ends, Lesleaf and I get off first. “Chuck” is about to ask me a question. We walk off really fast. At this point we are like- kind of far from the ride. We notice he’s behind us, so we walk a little further.Lesleaf turns around and grabs my arm:“Dude- he’s following us- he’s running-” “Oh fuc” So he’s running towards us. And we’re running away- we run all the way to Jurrasic Park.Coast is clear. But by then we had gone off quite far from Urban’s Harry Potter ride. We missed Urban leaving her ride and she was upset because she thought we left her there to chill at other rides or something. I don’t think I ever fully told her the story? But yeah Urban if you’re reading this- it was Chuck’s fault.At the end of the day we all finally found each other and had a blast though!We had tons of fun. I’m glad to hear you had fun too! -13asic