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- OR he does find them but Breach gets them to Providence because Breach is tired of VKs shit and Rex is her fren - bruh, the shock. I mean, César got into the weird pod thing, and the thingy only let 15 minutes pass for him while over 5 years passed for the rest of the world. So he actually has aged less than a year and looks pretty much the same - But Rex...... man, Rex is not only older and now a former GOD, but he also has no memory of them (aside from the few flashbacks we see him having of them) -- he did say in the finale that he remembered "everything", but he didn't specify if "everything" is *everything* or just the memories since the last blackout, so I'm going with the latter - like "who are you?", "well, I was hoping you'd tell me, because, you see, I have amnesia, and César is terrible at actually telling me anything substantial about myself" - man, I imagine rex just chilling with his friends after the finale because he literally cured the entire human race (for now, at least) and he deserves to chill and then, like, Six (because I think Holiday would occupied w the matter at hand and César would either be tending to it as well or just staring in shock) would be like "yeah, you need to come w me", "dude, it's literally been a day since I saved the world, what could you possibly need me for?" silence "what? is someone dying or something?!" longer silence, "......the opposite actually" to which Rex is like "right, ok, IG I'll go with you. I mean, last time someone came back to life, it was VK and that was a pain in the butt" - ALSO I imagine their reaction to VK being a bit like César's. Like, "huh, that guy's still around" and "ugh, that freaking poser" - Rex arriving at where his parents are and looking at them and looking at César and being like "CÉSAR DID YOU BRING THEM BACK FROM THE DEAD" - (when, in reality, technically, it was Rex himself who did) - Y'all know what, I'm making Rex have flashbacks and PLENTY of headaches caused by the flashbacks because I'm mean - soooooooooooooooooooo I was thinking about how their parents would take the fact that Rex has been unofficially adopted by Six and Holiday and the first thing that sprung into my mind was that scene from Dear Evan Hansen where Evan's mother is talking to him after the dinner with the Murphy's (in which they offered to pay for Evan's tuition with what was supposed to be their dead son's tuition money) and she's like "They're not your parents! And *mocking tone* they're not your family!" - Like, they wouldn't do it to be mean (Heidi wasn't doing that to be mean in DEH, even if it turned out to be a mean thing to say, she wanted to wake Evan up to the reality that he was fitting into a life that wasn't his while trying to ignore his problems). I think there would be a point where one of them just wouldn't be able to take it anymore: seeing their son living an entire different life that they had no option in being a part of (not to mention that César and Rex would probably be two of a very little number of things they still had from their old lives, so that piles on top of having to adjust) and there's these people that he considers more his family than his blood family - and, dudes, Rex would be so awkward because on one hand he knows to some degree how they feel about being displaced, but, on the other hand, *bcause* he knows, he's even more awkward, because he knows that he couldn't be the person they expected even if he didn't have amnesia and he has absolutely zero idea what to do - i mean, Rex doesn't even know them, but he wants them to be proud. Except that he also can't deny and completely brush aside what he has with Holiday and Six because they're literally the people he trusts the most in the world - At some point, they get a house (idk, did they have a house?), and Rex reluctantly goes to live with them because, well, they're literally his parents (not to mention that Six and Hols would prob pick him up whenever he asked) and I imagine a scene where they're having breakfast or smth and having stilted conversation and Rex is

Emerald: How do I ask someone out? Moon: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two. Emerald: No! Sun: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car. Emerald: Stop! Eclipse: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream. Emerald: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.

Sun: This food is too hot... I cant eat it. Eclipse: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: *silence* Emerald: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Moon: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

Eclipse: For most of human history, vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home if you were asleep or drunk. But then we got rid of the horse. Sun: You complete moron. You stupid fucking idiot. "Cars would be better if they could bite and shit" – that was you just now, dumbass. Sun: "Wouldn't it be cool if cars could piss? Wouldn't it be cool if cars could fuck?" Fuck off. Moon: It would be cool if cars could fuck. Emerald: We... We still have horses.

Sun: What’s the announcement, Moon? Moon: It’s a lecture. Emerald’s gonna tell us everything they know about sex. Eclipse: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

Sun: Eclipse! I can't do this stupid math! Eclipse: What’s the math problem? Sun: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply. Moon, covering Emerald's ears, while Eclipse smacks Sun upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.

Emerald: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?! Moon: Merry crisis. Eclipse: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way. Sun: Hoe hoe hoe. Emerald: Guys, please.

Emerald, watching Moon & Eclipse panic : What's going on? Sun: Moon is having a midlife crisis and Eclipse is just having a crisis.

Eclipse: Hey Emerald, wanna third wheel on my date with Sun tomorrow? Emerald: Sure. Eclipse: Moon! Wanna third wheel on my date with Sun tomorrow? Eclipse: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date! Emerald & Moon: ... Sun: Eclipse...

Sun: I ran into Emerald in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked them what they were doing, they just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on their guitar.

Eclipse: Oh my Sun. Moon: Don't you mean 'oh my god'? Eclipse: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.

Sun: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Eclipse: Mine just says "Eclipse no." Sun: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Moon: Do you guys hear something? Eclipse: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.

Eclipse: You look mentally ill. Moon: I am. Let’s go.

Emerald, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Eclipse: Yeah, sure. *A few minutes later* Eclipse: Here you go. Emerald: Eclipse: Sun: Why am I here?

Emerald: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

Eclipse: Tell Sun off, Emerald! Assert yourself! Emerald: That's my ice cream! Eclipse: Good! Now let them have it!! Emerald, handing Sun the ice cream: Here, you can have it!

Eclipse: What did you get on your shirt? Emerald: Rust. Eclipse: From what? Emerald: Weapons. Moon: Time for more adult supervision.

Sun: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him? Emerald: A pet WHAT?! Eclipse: William Snakespeare.

Moon: Compliment me. Emerald: You have eyes. Moon: Yeah, that works.

Moon: Hello friends! The Squad: Moon: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

Eclipse: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Sun: Wow. They sound stupid. Eclipse: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Sun: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Eclipse: I guess you’re right. Hey Sun, I love you. Sun: See! Just say that! Eclipse: Holy fucking shit. Sun: If that flies over their head then, sorry Eclipse, but they're too dumb for you. Eclipse: Sun.

Eclipse: What do you want to be for Halloween? Sun: Yours. Eclipse: Eclipse: …yeah, that would be pretty scary.

Eclipse: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand. Moon: That sounds like a dare to me. Eclipse: Oh my god.

Eclipse: I like your new pants! Sun: Thanks, they were 50% off! Eclipse: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Sun: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Eclipse: Thats’s… not what I meant. Sun: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Eclipse.

Emerald: Moon, you can do anything! Moon: Anything? Emerald: Anything! Moon, holding a torch: ANYTHING?!?! Emerald: Wait, not that!