#gqroc

*gently shoves you into a chair and gives you with popcorn* Okay, so like, listen up buttercup, because we are in for a ride!

First up, we have the accidentally a millionaire Croc and sugar baby GQ. You’re probably like, Nixie WTF??? But like, listen, it’ll make sense.... eventually.

So, it starts with Croc finding jewels and such in the sewers, because criminals are not so smart, and well, he knows they’re worth money, but doesn’t much care enough to find out, until Harley (who is his self appointed BFF) stumbles across it and decides she’s gonna help him invest and all that. So suddenly, Killer Croc is got money and doesn’t know what to do with it. 

Until, one drunken night, Harley and Ivy and Selina decide to joke about him getting a sugar baby. Only, the four in their very drunken stupor, actually make him up a profile that get’s hits. Which is really the down fall to Croc, because he’s all against it, until he spots this pretty boy, all blue eyes and jaw carved from stone, and says, “Maybe won’t be so bad. Give a shot, nothing else, I get someone to eat.”

Which of course prompts a lot of sexual innuendos from the ladies. 

Secondly, we have a MMA fighter-ish AU, were Croc and GQ get napped, and Croc’s made to fight, and GQ tends to his wounds and it’s all very sexually charged and pining and angst. 

Third up, a bakery AU!!! You’re probably like.... Nixie. W.T.F. 

And, yeah, okay this one might seem a little.... out there. But I love a good bakery AU, and the thought of Killer Croc baking cupcakes and tarts and muffins and confections just. It does things to a Nixie, okay. Don’t judge. 

Anyway, imagine GQ, fresh outta the Navy (injury to the knee, couldn’t quite get himself back up to scruff), that stumbles across a bakery that has the absolutely most divine red velvet cupcakes he’s ever had in his life. Which stars this torrid romance affair, that’s all very complicated because my boys are dumb and won’t talk about feelings like adult people should.