Pros of going to the German Quidditch Cup or Deutsche Quidditch Meisterschaft: seeing awesome quidditch, hanging out with international friends, meeting cool people, seeing a lot of fit masculine people without a shirt on, seeing a lot if masculine people built like me without a shirt on, realising you can understand German
Cons: becoming soaking wet, getting quidcrushes that will never go anywhere, realising you do want to become buff and knowing you can’t, not having dinner until eleven at night
Conclusion: quidditch is the best and I am hella gay












