#govert bidloo

De Witt: Wills!

William: It's William, if you please.

Bentinck: Wills!

William: WILLIAM, HANS, WILLIAM!!

Keppel: Wills.

William: Arnold. What did I just say?

Bidloo: Wills-

William: STOP IT!!!

*Mary walks in*

Mary: Wills?

Govert Bidloo or Govard Bidloo (12 March 1649 – 30 March 1713) was a Dutch Golden Age physician, anatomist, poet and playwright. He was the personal physician of William III of Orange-Nassau, Dutch stadholder and King of England, Scotland and Ireland. Bidloo was also a prolific and popular poet, opera librettist, and playwright. He wrote the libretto for the first-ever Dutch opera, Ceres, Venus en Bacchus (1686) by Johan Schenck. His collected works were published in three volumes after his death. One of Bidloo's students was his nephew Nicolaas Bidloo, who would go on to become the personal physician of Russian czar Peter the Great, and also founded a medical school in Moscow.

Charles: Too oblivious to what's going on around him due to partying too hard; eaten.

Monmouth: Didn't notice until a zombie was right in front of him, ruining his anti-James propaganda; eaten.

James: Too busy screwing ladies to notice the zombies. Once seen, tries to convert them to Catholicism. Fails; eaten.

Maria: Mistakes zombie for James; eaten.

William: Ends up having an asthma attack when zombies break in; eaten.

Mary: Tries to warn everyone instead of escaping; eaten.

Anne: Is disgusted by lack of manners the zombies show; eaten.

George: Tries to rescue model ships; eaten.

Sarah: Too busy moaning about Abigail Masham to run; eaten.

John: Tries fighting zombies. Fails; eaten.

Bentinck: Tries carrying William but trips over; eaten.

Keppel: Tries to escape but all the zombie girls are soon fawning over him and the men get jealous; eaten (to the grief of zombie girlies!).

Bidloo: Makes a speech about how unhealthy the zombies look; eaten.

de Witt: Sees no difference between zombies and humans; eaten (he's been eaten before gang!) .

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