Things said by the batfamily during a commercial flight.
âWhat do you mean you donât have enough first class seats maâam?â
âYouâre flying Economy, brat, youâre the one with the shortest legsâ
âNo way, Todd, last time I checked the legally dead canât flyâ
âExtra cost for overweight luggage? Since when?â
âBet you 20 bucks Jason gets stopped by securityâ
âNo sir, I swear I donât have any sharps or firearms within my personâ
âNo sir, thatâs not meth itâs purple food colouringâ
âI swear I am not related to any of themâ
â4 dollars for a bottle of water? Fuck no, drink from the water faucetâ
âWhereâs Dick? Our zone just got called,â
âWhere do you think? Getting skin care airport size products at Duty Freeâ
âHas anybody seen Duke?â
âHeâs getting a massageâ
âListen here everyone, I am boarding that plane with or without you,â
âI call dibs on sitting next to Alfred,â
âAbsolutely no. I am sitting next to Alfred, or else youâre all groundedâ
âWhy is Tim not waking up? Weâre boarding soonâ
âHe knocked himself out with melatodine gummiesâ
âMaster Jason, please donât draw on your brotherâs face while heâs unconsciousâ
âItâs our chance, letâs ditch Drake for realâ
âShit i canât find my passportâ
âI can lend you one of mine. Iâve got Ireland, UK, Spain, Singapore, Russian, and North Koreaâsâ
âHow in the hell you got a North Korean passport?â
âAre you wearing red hair in your Irish passport?â
âCan you believe it? They have 100 ml EstĂŠe Lauder Advanced Night Repair!â
âThis salad is disgusting, Father, i canât eat thisâ
âIâll stab you Drake i swearâ
âHow did you slipped a knife through security?â
âOnly a knife? What an Amateurâ