"本日は黒玉寮の長、御殿場寮長の誕生日！ 祝！箱根家へ婿入り＆銭湯開業 ふんどしを締め、今日も薪割りは続く。ふんどしは…いい！ おめでとうございます！" - "Today is the birthday of the head of the Kurotama Dorm, Gotemba! Congrats on marrying into the Hakone family & opening a bathhouse! [He's] wearing a fundoshi [and] chopping wood today, too. Fundoshi are...excellent! All the best!"
#boueibu#happy birthday#Gotemba#Binan Koukou Chikyuu Boueibu Haikara!#(So it's basically canon Gotemba married into the Hakone family now huh?)#(Also that sentence about the wood chopping I had to rework or else it suggests the wood chopping is wearing a fundoshi...)#(<- scarred by my own mental image)#(There's an emoji in the middle so I put the link for posterity.)
