#got7thinks

mark, a native:

hugs his parents immediately (jackson calls his mom: “i miss you”)

this is where I eat things, and this is where I do things, and this is where I do other things 

ot6 follows mork like ducklings following a mama duck

aggressively yelp-ing

jb:

says “y’all” a lot bc he saw it in a movie once

is so over everyone asking where they’re from, who cares

decides that they’re all going to say they’re from Finland 

convinces everyone that it’s quintessential to visit ellis island + the statue of liberty

for history, guys

photo bombs all the pictures with derpy faces that you didn’t know a human face could make  

jackson:

starts a U.S.A chant (just him: U.S.A...U.S.A...U.S.A)

strikes up conversation with protesters, often realizing he doesn’t know how to exit the convo

after everything bambam says, “so what he’s really trying to say is ___” 

duck lip selfies with the selfie stick

wore a basketball jersey bc appropriate 

jinyoung:

is someone really called honey booboo?

fidgets with stupid trinkets at rest stops like those tiny music boxes that play music if you crank it

often searches for chairs or ledges to lean on 

should’ve worn more supportive loafers

what are miles even??? no metric?

ordered a “hot dog” expecting a corndog, but did not get a corndog 

shook’th

youngjae:

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO SALTY HERE 

is super confident with his cute af broken english

gives whatever money he can to every single street performer and homeless person he sees 

doesn’t know how he should refer to the country 

USA, america, the states, united states of america, the US, US of A ??????

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bambam:

big mac

collects as many state-themed starbucks mugs 

OMG some stranger reply dabbed him

America is good 

should we go to the Mall of America (mark: that’s literally in Minnesota)

finds all the trendy food/dessert places via instagram

yugyeom:

rehearses english phrases prior to landing in America

waits patiently in chris brown’s driveway

wow bald eagles really do look bald hahahahahaha

insists on trying LA galbi ...in LA 

was accidentally left at the airbnb the morning of the flight

pre-dental tract

he so knows that his heart says film or music theory 

can be spotted on a large blanket outside somewhere with youngjae just jamming out 

he is known on campus as “that guy who wears a lot of leather”

98 degrees and sunny? leather jacket it is 

legend has it he caused sudden cardiac arrest bc of that smile

nah it was just a rumor youngjae made up heh

joined an acapella group

hated it & very slowly faded out instead of formally quitting

didn’t make any friends freshmen year

because everyone was super intimidated by him 

spends a socially unacceptable amount of time on snapchat practicing his derp faces

sits way in the back during lectures, doodling ideas for a new song

is that lab partner you hate bc they don’t do anything 

ahh things are fine my lab partner’s got it 

even violent threats would not be able to get him to go to the pep rally

maybe lives in the dining hall

defends its honor when people say the d.hall sucks

exclusively uses 0.5 mm pens 

snuck his cat nora into his box-sized dorm 

went the entire year without getting caught. literally how. explain

Literally what have we done to deserve dogs. They deserve so many pats amirite

youngjae, co-parent to coco:

I FOUND COCO A NEW FRIEND!! big white floofer doggo 

i think we should name the dog Toby or Bella (jinyoung: did you google ‘most popular dog names’)

no … just cause i did that for coco means absolutely nothing

FINE, this doggo will be named ahgase (ot6 can’t say no bc they love ahgases but like ???) 

mark, co-parent to coco:

searches online “how to successfully socialize two dogs” 

*jackson puts them in the same room as soon as they get home* NO GAGA, YOU HAVE TO INTRODUCE THEM SLOWLY

i’m an awful parent

wtf who bought purina dog chow (jb: oop)

if you look at the dog food comparing website, it clearly says that purina dog chow contains chicken byproduct and corn gluten meal 

what even is corn gluten meal 

10 years off his life because of stress

jaebum:

i don’t think i got the group chat notification when mark sent the dog food comparing website 

i miss nora 

cats have free-floating clavicle bones that attach their shoulders to their forelimbs, which allows them to squeeze through very small spaces

jackson:

wow!!! such a good lap dog (jb: this dog is 200 lbs)

such a good lap dog!! 

only mildly loosing circulation to his legs *tingle* 

tries to lull her to sleep by singing Girls Girls Girls in a lullaby fashion

~ girlss girlss girlssss they looove meee ~

after a few weeks of doing that, Ahgase now always jumps into jackson’s lap and stays all agitated until he sings the song 

listen ahgase……this just isn’t working out. it’s not you, it’s me

jinyoung:

THIS IS A SHEEP

youngjae, you brought home a sheep

should we harvest the wool and make a sweater for mark hyung. his birthday is the closest to now

yahhh, i think it’s too much too have 3 dogs (mark: we have 2)

coco, ahgase, jackson (jackson: ah, true)

bambam:

made a super artsy video welcoming the floof using his drone

was just for the insta 

THERE IS FUR ON ALL OF MY BLACK CLOTHES????????

tried to vacuum Ahgase (youngjae: yells)

i wonder if we could give her pink dyed tips, what a great idea (mark: absolutely not)

yugyeom:

is obsessed with this cloud

somehow acquired timberlands for dogs 

an homage to jungkook and his affinity for timberlands 

wants to be fully responsible for this pupper!!! (jinyoung: you are allowed to pet her and that’s all)

french braided her fur and weaved beads into the braid 

omg tysm I had a good night finessing a paper right before the deadline LOL. I hope you had/have a good day too :). Also considering i’m kind of a tumblr noob, i will try my best i promise

merk:

private blog where he rants about his feelings 

will not share with anyone, so does it reallyy exist? who knows

gets a lot of questions, so he pretty much runs an advice column that people seem to rely a little too heavily on 

no i will not choose ur outfit today, bye

black shirt, light wash jeans, and ultraboosts haaaaaayyyyyyyy~~

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

jaebum:

tried to do a moody all-white blog but he REALLY wanted to reblog Zuko with a glittery burn scar. this 

so the all white thing went to shit

ooo doggo with rainbow ombre

F

also often mass reblogs shit that seriously proves that ted cruz is the zodiac killer

jackson:

low key running a got7 updates fan blog

nobody knows about it & followers always wonder how this blog always has inside scoop ha

is super interactive with his followers and they call him dad and he loves it so much

working on a secondary bopo blog ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

jinyoung:

king of sHiT p0sTs

highly inspired by the dennys blog

bio: “yes i am jinyoung, professional nightblogger. thx” 

has so many reply memes ready in his camera roll, waiting to be chosen 

finds shia labeouf memes soothing 

youngjae:

random af hodgepodge of memes, original music, inspiring text posts, pics of things that make him laugh

like a churro wearing a mini snapback

oh but he was doing an all pink aesthetic thing for like a solid 2 days last week

guys, i am worth 12 followers including you guys!!! sweeet

bambam:

feminist blog with a grunge aesthetic

some original makeup tutorials based on requests

YURI ON ICE

finds joy in reading the tags that followers write when they reblog his posts

ah yes, more compliments, mm yes

made a few bff mutuals & now they’re a full-on squad (youngjae watches from afar: i want)

yugyeom:

one stop shop for dank memes

got legitimately tumblr famous for posting “reblog if dogs”

often rick rolls his followers 

good nitrogen hyungs (ot6: lol stop)

check out the snipsnop preview of all the beautiful members as college students here <--- 

also known as mook, mork, and tark muan ಠ⌣ಠ

chemical engineering major

that guy who never studies but has like a 3.9 GPA wtf 

encyclopedias as light reading so that he’s ready for weekly trivia game night at his fav pub 

screams v loudly when playing video games; neighbors complain often but the Resident assistant is chill w/ mark so whatevaaaaaa

roomie: jackson

jackson’s side has clothes and all kinds of shit on the floor but stops in a perfect line in the middle of the room so that nothing crosses over into mook’s side

why does mark have no belongings 

bambam: mark hyung, y do u have nothing on your walls...so plain (mark: that’s what I call the “do less aesthetic”)

tries to ride his skateboard around campus but it’s pretty ineffective because the ground is like 90% thicc bricks 

bumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbump

wonders why he has a headache --> hm must need to drink more water, dehydration is pretty bad today

watches cute animal videos often

big ol pupper is bringing in the groceries? amazin

long plain t shirts, baggy jeans, + large bose noise-cancelling headphones 

black jansport backpack that he’s been using since like 5th grade 

uses one notebook for all of his classes with really sparse notes 

small scribbly handwriting 

doesn’t believe in full-on breakfasts; coffee for breakfast kind of guy

sits in the middle left of the classroom & silently judges all the try-hards in the front hahaha

so if any of you beautiful people are reading this, I have to tell you that I accidentally fell so SO hard into the black hole we all know and love called -BTS-. (my best friend is such a sport bc she’s an OG shawol and she listens to me fan girl OD over bts; she’s an army too low key; shinee is great). 

ANYWAY~ i’m low key high key thinking about starting a second kpop blog for our amazin bulletproof boy scouts so look out for it if i really decide to do the thing!! i’ll lyk. i’m just hype af after watching a live stream of their concert today ❤ they ruined my life ugh

ahhhh and here’s a pic of im jaebs and the goblin from harry potter LOL