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sansa this boy is lying to you i hope you know that
god i hope i never have to see lysa or her fucking kid again
THERE’S NO WAY ROBERT IS BEING FOR REAL RN. ‘i can’t lead the kingdoms if the starks and the lannisters are at each others’ throats’ THEY’RE AT EACH OTHERS’ THROATS CAUSE THE LANNISTERS ARE SLEEPING TOGETHER!!!!!!!!! AND TRIED TO KILL THE STARK BOY CAUSE HE CAUGHT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BE FUCKING FOR REAL
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how is every word out of cersei’s mouth just. a fucking lie
Game of Thrones rewatch - season one, episode six
Hi again, get yourself some waffles, crisps and ale to indulge in while the rewatch continues. To be honest with whoever the fuck may end up reading this, I'd actually love to make this an audio commentary/podcast to listen to alongside watching. Too bad there's a) probably copyright issues if it includes any video or sound material from the show (so, podcast it would have to be), and b) my voice shall remain as secret as my face on here (at least for now), not to mention the annoying stutter and accent. But enough of the chattering, there's a (hopefully good) episode to watch. Ah... Cersei... not a pleasant face to see while waking up. Good thing we have Robert to make up for that. If only he'd keep his mouth shut as well. Once again, we have Robert being a POS (or, for those who know German, Arschgeige would be rather fitting IMO) to Cersei and making me feel sorry for her. And absurdely make me pity him as well. Wait... the hunt was in that episode already? Or is he talking about another random hunt? Thought it happened way later. That's not a nest, Dany! Though this is a good opportunity for another theory - Daenerys Targaryen isn't the dragon or anything, but indeed immune to all heat and fire in this universe thanks to being an elemental. A fire elemental, to be precise. And I've just decided that, from now on, the showverse is part of the original "Heroes of Might and Magic"-verse as part of my evergrowing list of silly headcanons. Robb being a bit of a fool is another reason why I don't like Bran's scenes. At least he could've thanked Theon for saving both of them. Didn't remember Natalia Tena managed to look that ugly. Guess the costume department did something right. Why for fuck's sake couldn't we have more of Syrio and Arya having dancing lessons? He's the type of teacher everyone should have at least once it their life. That guy would manage to encourage even those who hated PE all the time.
While it may look rather impressing, I'm not that much of a fan of method acting unless the actor or actress chose to do it. Which wasn't the case here. Not even remotely. At least the sight of a shirtless Jason Momoa makes up for that visually. Everything else remains debateable. She truly is a queen? Not just a queen but your personal queen. No matter where you've stood before, here you stand now, Ser Jorah. Facing the king of fools and beggars. Come on Tyrion, do you really think talking about an abstract concept such as wealth to a lackwit and expect it to be fruitful? Fuck it, because in the end, it just works. Plus your confession actually ends up being funny despite all the jokes that sound like they're coming from a horny boy. Hell, you even manage to make Sweetrobin and Bronn smile. And the former will even get to see someone fly, even though it's not the person whe wanted it to be. But does that really make a difference? No it doesn't.
And it is that hunt. Such a shame that Robert Baratheon may have lived at least a bit longer if he realised that a squire is not only supposed to be different from a simple cupbearer but also either deserves some respect. Even if we're talking about Krista/Armin Lancel Lannister. He and Not-Steve Renly are the only ones I feel sorry for right now, albeit for different reasons. Shame all of it will be forgotten sooner or later.. unlike in the books. Did big old Bobby B really not realise that Renly doesn't care about girls the way he himself does? Well, even if he does know about his brother's interest in men, I guess Robert would find it easier to imagine someone being into both than not being into girls. Apropos Renly... wasn't Loras volunteering to set things right in the books when Ned was listening to the smallfolk talking about the mess that's been happening in the riverlands? Guess they had neither the time nor the budget to give Finn any good scenese to play. How the fuck is that guy Ned's commanding Beric Dondarrion? Please tell me I'm blind. Or drunk. Or both. Little Robin's eagerness to see the fight is surprisingly normal in my opinion. Or at least not that unordinary, as anyone who'a actually met boys his age and seen their eagerness to get certain films from the video rental shop to watch them for a dare. Is it good or healthy? Probably not. Horror and gore still was (and probably still is) a rite of passage for some of us though. What makes this creepy is the fact that his mother not only allows but practically encourages him to watch. Guess that's just how Westeros works. And again, the oh so shitty Catelyn being fair and dutiful even towards her enemies when they are in the right. Here we have Sansa again... how are people able to forget she's just a teenager, given how she acts and behaves here? Maybe they don't. Maybe they're just forgetting how teenagers act and behave and how they're rather immature and self-absorbed sometimes. Can't find any other explanation. Aside from a certain kind of fans being idiots. Which I can risk to say because of how unlikely it is that any of them will read this. Ros being Theon's favourite whore is really funny in hindsight, given that we know who'll end up being his one true love in this universe. Disagree? Fight me! Oh how right you are about Joffrey not being a stag at all, my little bird. Doesn't change that even in the books this doesn't really make sense as George is a writer and not a biologist. Not that you need to be a biologist to see that. Well, everything else makes up for that. Just a few moments before this episode ends we get to the first scene I ever saw, even before actually reading the books properly. Damn did I feel sorry for that poor white-haired guy then, because no matter how brutal and cruel any show is, being cruel to someone who's standing that low is simply wrong... until I read the books and watched the show. After that, there's some pity left. But not nearly as much as before. Plus, gold's not supposed to melt that quickly. And there we had another episode that, while not that good, was at least okay to watch.
Fire cannot kill a dragon.
Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones 1x06 "A Golden Crown"