Round 1 Match 23: @what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me vs. @gosteon
Nick glanced at his arm, reading to himself.Ā
āSo now we have uhhh @what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me and, damn I have cheese and glitter all over my arm, @gosteon! Both are return phighters!āĀ
āHow did you get cheese all over your arm?ā Danny asked.Ā
āJust a side effect of hanging out with Steph,ā Nick told him. āCheese thing is just something that happens whenever you hang out with people from Wisconsin. Like Vlad. Ever notice how everything just has much cheese when heās around?ā A look of recognition hit Danny.Ā
āThatās where all the cheese that shows up at our house comes from....ā
Gos looked exhausted as she stepped in, their Uno card ready. You could just tell from the look in their eyes that she just endured the hell that is working a long shift mopping up the Phight Club arena. Godspeed, Gos. We appreciate the fuck outta you.Ā
āSo, I think itās time we start making some happy little trees,ā their opponent spoke. Stain pulled out their art palette, and began to paint trees onto the arena floor. āSomething to brighten your mood, to make you feel happy.ā
āThen Iāll just use my reverse uno card like this!ā Gos announced. The tree paintings were removed, and the paint job stuck to Stain. Their transparent skin made the artwork look beautiful, and they smiled. The uno reverse didnāt quite work as planned.Ā
āThank you! Now please, let me paint you a happy little tree.ā
Stain began to paint a cute little nature scenery on Gosās arm. Gos was smiling as she excitedly admired all the happy trees.Ā
ā...Is this a win? I think this is a win? Most of my phighters end up oddly wholesome, what is this nonsense? Uh, congrats to @what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me though!ā