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          WHERE  DID  HE  COME  FROM?  that's  one  of  the  most  asked  questions  when  it  comes  to  the  incubus.  he's  stepping  out  from  the  shadows  with  a  large  grin  on  his  face.    ❝    would  you  look  at  that?  seems  like  the  person  called  for  a  demon  and  got  a  two  for  one  special.    ❞    adonis  pops  the  heart  shaped  lollipop  back  into  his  mouth  and  starts  to  take  long  strides  towards  diaz.  he  pops  it  out  of  his  mouth  only  to  swirl  his  tongue  around  it.    ❝    if  you  play  nice  enough,  i'll  share  this  one  with  you.    ❞    demons  normally  don't  share,  but  he's  been  looking  for  a  way  to  spice  things  up  lately.  finally,  when  he's  mere  inches  away  from  diaz,  he  drags  his  left  index  finger  down  the  other's  torso.    ❝    what  do  you  say,  for  old  time's  sake?    ❞

     an unlikely quarter formed.  ADAM could lure anyone into their trap like a flower getting their bee.  PIERRE could hold them there for as long as he wanted with their tantalizing glare.  LUC would get the contract signed to make the soul theirs forever.  then STRYKER would act as the guard while waiting for the perfect time to collect what’s theirs.     /     @boyfrights  ,  @whiskeylicked  ,  &  @gossipcolumn  ! 

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Two months before Lucy and Desi actually filed for divorced in 1960, The National Police Gazette ran a story asking if a divorce will finally befall the famous couple. Embarrassing stories surrounding Desi's behavior had been popping up in newspaper and gossip columns for a few years by this point and most insiders knew that a split was on the horizon. #lucilleball #desiarnaz #badbehavior #gossipcolumn #divorce #embarrassingstories #assaultcharge #alcoholism #otherwomen #cheatinghusband #waynelvslcy https://www.instagram.com/p/CkdyxlRuQ-i/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

     A HAND LAZILY RAN THROUGH THE GORGON’S HAIR, CAREFULLY. dorian carefully moved so that pierre’s head was comfortably on his chest, but he could still lean forward and kiss it. ❝ they should have never treated you like a monster. ❞ his voice was surprisingly soft. the siren knew what it was like to be ostracized. he was a merman before, technically, and the second he was twisted into a monster they kicked him out. ❝ you don’t have to hide who you are from me. you can fully be yourself and i’ll just support you even more. ❞ dorian moved his free hand to run up and down pierre’s arm. ❝ plus, everyone knows i’m not a saint among the ranks. i’m here for you if you need someone. ❞

PUTTING  SUCH  A  DEADLY  MATCH  TOGETHER  CAN  BE  SO  FRUITFUL.  adonis  has  concoted  several  drinks  made  from  innanis'  herbs  and  his  own  aphrodisiacs.  ❝don't  worry,  the  ones  we're  sipping  on  are  completely  safe.❞  a  dark  smirk  forms  on  his  face  as  he's  done  whispering  in  the  prince's  ear.  if  there's  anything  he  knows  about  mortals  and  their  analogies  it's  that  the  two  of  them  are  a  modern-day  bonnie  and  clyde.  the  incubus  leans  back  on  the  cushion  of  the  booth  and  dips  his  pink  lollipop  into  his  cosmopolitan.  ❝have  you  picked  our  next  target  yet?❞  the  words  fall  from  his  mouth  casually,  like  he's  asking  where  they're  grabbing  brunch  tomorrow.  ❝i  don't  mind  if  they're  a  noble  like  you  to  feign  another  connection.  plus,  they  taste  better  right?❞  the  wicked  smirk  is  back  and  adonis  can't  seem  to  help  himself  in  innanis'  presence.

Everyone has obsessions. You might have fallen in love with duelling or Quidditch, or indeed with a particular school subject, and your friends might have called you weird for it (on more than one occasion). However, some of Hogwarts' residents have the strangest of compulsions - for the strangest of reasons, too! Read on to find out more... UNVERIFIED RUMORS 1. You've noticed Vladimir Valentin's obsessive consumption of blood pops, right? Well, we at The Parselmouth have come to believe he's actually a bloodsucking vampire. Make sure you keep a healthy stock of garlic in your pockets to avoid becoming his next meal - you know, once the blood pops have lost their appeal... 2. If you've ever wondered why the third years seem to be obsessed with finding love, you'll be glad to know an anonymous contributor has graced us with an answer. It seems there might possibly be a secret dating contest going on, the details of which are presently unclear. We hope to verify this rumor by finding more information in the future. 3. Professor Gainsborough's obsession with performance is a source of irritation for many - especially those he teaches. However, his impromptu outbursts and multiple layers of make-up may serve an important purpose: to distract us from the face full of ugly spots and unfortunately-shaped freckles he possesses. Poor man. VERIFIED RUMORS 1. Sophie Downes' fondness for cookies has led us to an important conclusion. Have you ever pondered the identity of the infamous Cookie Monster? Look no further than the sixth year Hufflepuff. 2. Experimentation can be a dangerous obsession to have, especially without possessing the intelligence to prevent disaster. However, it's clear that Desmond Tonks knows exactly what he's doing with his interests. The latest school craze - devices to nurture small virtual pets known as Magimons - was created solely by him. Who knows what he'll invent next?! 3. Of course, we couldn't write about obsessions without featuring our two Arithmancy teachers - Professors Wollice and Owens - who have an unhealthy obsession with numbers. They've been known to take it as far as celebrating Pi Day, Mole Day and other assorted number-related Days with their classes, while Professor Wollice's prefect appointments are also heavily influenced by the candidates' life path numbers. So, to the school's avid sports fans and work-obsessed nerds: please know that you're totally, perfectly normal. You're welcome. written by Kayla Kedzierski and Zara Anguariz

What would life be without gossip? Life would be very dull, for a start. You wouldn't get the chance to talk about your peers and how their lives are a lot more exciting - or, indeed, a lot less exciting - than yours. You'd never know if the boy who sits in front of you in History of Magic is worth pursuing or whether that girl you eat breakfast with is secretly trying to steal your boyfriend. Without gossip, school would exist simply as a place of wisdom and knowledge. How boring. This makes today's issue of The Chamber of Secrets essential reading if you don't want to recede into the depths of the dull; keep on reading to discover the juiciest tidbits of gossip Hogwarts has had to offer so far this term. You're welcome. UNVERIFIED RUMORS 1. You know that little fan club Mercutio Bates seems to have acquired? He pays those girls to fawn over him so he can get the love and attention he needs. It's kind of sad, really. 2. Professor Wollice has the fourth years go through an initiation test in order to choose her prefects. However, neither of this year's picks actually passed. 3. The house elves at Hogwarts are only paid for their hard work in peanuts. Peanuts. How pathetic. VERIFIED RUMORS 1. In case you didn't know, Officiator Bhaduri has a betting addiction. He uses this addiction to pay off the millions of galleons in debt he owes to an as yet unidentified figure. 2. At thirteen years of age, Olwen Hier is the tallest student at Hogwarts. The source of this growth is her parents' enchanted vegetable patch. 3. Professor Gainsborough uses a special soap to make himself seem shiny. Don't be fooled, ladies - he is not a veela. There you have it, folks! Look out for another edition of The Chamber of Secrets soon for even more juicy info! written by Kayla Kedzierski and Zara Anguariz